FML : Today, I was standing at the top of the stairs petting my dog. The doorbell rang and my dog bolted down the stairs, tripping me. I fell down the whole...

Today, I was standing at the top of the stairs petting my dog. The doorbell rang and my dog bolted down the stairs, tripping me. I fell down the whole flight of stairs backwards. Turns out the person at the door was my brother who had locked himself out. I almost died for no reason. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By sari14 / Thursday 11 February 2010 06:14 / United States

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By Jimboom | 11

#844392 - Thursday 11 February 2010 12:23

Dog-gone it!

By Back_In_Action | 18

#844448 - Thursday 11 February 2010 12:39

Your dog is obviously an assassin. FYL.

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By tweetbaby14 | 17

#844385 - Thursday 11 February 2010 12:21

um people he said the dog bolted down the stairs as in ran quickly ahead of them

scuba1722 | 0

#844516 - Thursday 11 February 2010 13:07

and here I thought the dog was a carpenter...

SundayNight_fml | 0

#844816 - Thursday 11 February 2010 15:42

^^this

By Jimboom | 11

#844392 - Thursday 11 February 2010 12:23

Dog-gone it!

Nikolee | 0

#844445 - Thursday 11 February 2010 12:38

I don't know why but I acctually giggled at this .,,,:|

By piping_hot_boii | 0

#844393 - Thursday 11 February 2010 12:23

That sux mate, FYL.

By HMTQMadge | 1

#844401 - Thursday 11 February 2010 12:25

I has as sad whenever people on the Internet can't recognize a troll when they see 'em.

By tweetbaby14 | 17

#844413 - Thursday 11 February 2010 12:29

bitch I think you should shut up and go back to your fat friend ok I misread what you guys said and if it was my brother I wouldve left him outside for forgetting his key and for making me run and fall down the stairs

By zuuzuu_fml | 0

#844423 - Thursday 11 February 2010 12:32

what ever the reason was you could of died.

By tom9686 | 0

#844426 - Thursday 11 February 2010 12:33

ouch thats got to hurt i wouldnt blame the dog , hit your brother its his fault . hes the one that made you go down stairs, the dog just got excited

maa_rico | 4

#844665 - Thursday 11 February 2010 14:34

OP u should hit or put down snickerdoodles

scuba1722 | 0

#844699 - Thursday 11 February 2010 14:49

put her down it's more humane

Brave_Sir_Robin | 4

#844701 - Thursday 11 February 2010 14:50

for some odd reason, I agree with #34.

Not sure why, though...

maa_rico | 4

#844765 - Thursday 11 February 2010 15:25

vet please "take care" of this annoying bitch. *cough snickerdoodles*

Ajjas013 | 6

#845226 - Thursday 11 February 2010 18:12

snickerdoodles was the dog...

Get it? She's out to get you :)

deathcab7 | 0

#845365 - Thursday 11 February 2010 19:30

jesusss lovvvess you (:

BrownBaby2012 | 0

#846888 - Friday 12 February 2010 3:45

The only reason you guys hate Snickers is because she actually cares about the future state of the English language. Maybe if you guys did too, she wouldn't be such a grammar Nazi.