Today, I was standing at the top of the stairs petting my dog. The doorbell rang and my dog bolted down the stairs, tripping me. I fell down the whole flight of stairs backwards. Turns out the person at the door was my brother who had locked himself out. I almost died for no reason. FML
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Jimboom
| 11
Dog-gone it!
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Back_In_Action
| 18
Your dog is obviously an assassin. FYL.
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tweetbaby14
| 17
um people he said the dog bolted down the stairs as in ran quickly ahead of them
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scuba1722
| 0
and here I thought the dog was a carpenter...
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SundayNight_fml
| 0
^^this
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Jimboom
| 11
Dog-gone it!
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Nikolee
| 0
I don't know why but I acctually giggled at this .,,,:|
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piping_hot_boii
| 0
That sux mate, FYL.
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HMTQMadge
| 1
I has as sad whenever people on the Internet can't recognize a troll when they see 'em.
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tweetbaby14
| 17
bitch I think you should shut up and go back to your fat friend ok I misread what you guys said and if it was my brother I wouldve left him outside for forgetting his key and for making me run and fall down the stairs
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zuuzuu_fml
| 0
what ever the reason was you could of died.
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tom9686
| 0
ouch thats got to hurt i wouldnt blame the dog , hit your brother its his fault . hes the one that made you go down stairs, the dog just got excited
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maa_rico
| 4
OP u should hit or put down snickerdoodles
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scuba1722
| 0
put her down it's more humane
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Brave_Sir_Robin
| 4
for some odd reason, I agree with #34.
Not sure why, though...
Not sure why, though...
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maa_rico
| 4
vet please "take care" of this annoying bitch. *cough snickerdoodles*
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Ajjas013
| 6
snickerdoodles was the dog...
Get it? She's out to get you :)
Get it? She's out to get you :)
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deathcab7
| 0
jesusss lovvvess you (:
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BrownBaby2012
| 0
The only reason you guys hate Snickers is because she actually cares about the future state of the English language. Maybe if you guys did too, she wouldn't be such a grammar Nazi.
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Back_In_Action
| 18
Your dog is obviously an assassin. FYL.
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SundayNight_fml
| 0
Apparentally not a very good one.
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Nikolee
| 0
I'll just say bad timing and you should know what your dog does, I have two dogs and everytime I take the stairs I look and I'm careful
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rider12
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why did you run down the stairs before him the dog would of gone before you and he wouldn't of tripped you