it sacrificed so much for your sins and will rise again hardened with those crimes and **** you on judgement day

Well done scuba. I salute you! 

*thinks* ......ow.

there we go, that was good

well done! :D

I call mine chuck Norris. no explanation necessary.

you can name it.

Bing-Bao :)

mike hawk

mines called harry potter. that's how magical it is

perdixxx u know u call it scuba steve after my pure awesomness... and i don't call upon him untill it's a sure thing, so if you really want to know guess what's gotta happen lol

so scuba is into the men I see

omg #57 you made me remember that fml when the guy told his gf he wanted to "put his basilisk into her chamber of secrets" lmfao! you made my day ;)

I name mine mini me, mini because I've got baby dick, and me to impy awesomeness

not at all into men what made u jump to that

I call my junk simply "mr"

Zeus, cos I'm a pagan

it definately sounded as if you were proposing sexual favors to perdixxx

my uncle told me the name for his in high school was "cherry poppin daddy" :/