Gives blow your nose a whole new meaning.

You're on a role tonight. No sarcasm!

Sweet! What role do I get to play? Can I play Jesus??

At least he didn't wipe it at the urinal... I heard that's where all the dicks hang out

A sign for what?

He wants done head and god is saying it to. Or that's how I read it.

It means he likes penis now.

Nostrildamus, don't worry, it's snot going to happen.

Well it sounds like he just found his new fetish. Booger-erotica.

If he thinks that's hot, then he obviously doesn't have high standards at all

13-doesn't take much for some people...

"boogerotica"

Fifty shades of snot

21-A vaccine is needed.

LOL !!

Wipe the booger on his face.

That's just rude.

And wiping it on their wall isn't? At least it's actually his, it not like it wasn't already in him a few mins ago anyway.

Get the man some Kleenex for Christ sake

Construction paper is more manly than tissue

34- I use sandpaper.

I use bricks

I hope you have a good reason for staying with this moron

He's unique at least I guess...

Yeah, OP sure knows how to pick 'em.

Maybe this is your sign to get a new BF

Maybe it was a sign that he's gay... then it IS really time to get a new boyfriend

Well that's disgusting.

A sign to become the ultimate master of the art of penis sculpting. From this day forth he will cover each and every bathroom wall, notebook, and your face with only the most detailed penises you have ever seen.

He wanted to share his good news with you and it snot very nice of you to come on here and embarrass him. Who nose how many of his friends will see this? He probably feels like you shafted him and you need to apoligize. Don't be surprised if he's a little teste until you do.

But you have to agree he needs to stop phallusizing about this stupid dream of his