Today, my boyfriend insisted that I start calling him "Professor Fucktard" in the bedroom. He seems to be dead serious about it. FML
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lyssgross
| 16
I wonder how that fantasy got started....
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chocolatefrog28
| 29
Insist that he, in turn, call you something like Princess Twatwaffle until one of you cracks. If you can't beat the crazy, join in.
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lyssgross
| 16
I wonder how that fantasy got started....
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Jac_d_ipper
| 10
Also means fucking retard
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leprechaun23
| 15
Are you his sexy assistant?
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AKGirlinSD
| 20
1, possibly the original poster calls him fucktard as a joke and now he's bringing it to the bedroom. I am stuck on figuring out how this is a turn on, however.
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jessaiee
| 17
"Professor fuckhard" would have made a little more sense
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Llamassss
| 21
I fancy professor fuckface myself.
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aeonsoul
| 12
Yeah isn't..it the opposite of a compliment?
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wvcheesehead1
| 9
I think you should ask him to show you his doctorate.
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LissaMccracken
| 23
That's....interesting..
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Pesticides
| 19
Hey, whatever makes him happy! It may turn out to op's advantage. She could take classes from him
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moecroe
| 7
hey...could be worse
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AKGirlinSD
| 20
50, how so? I try not to judge but if my boyfriend ever asked me to call him that, in the bedroom, then I would burst out laughing, every time.
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angeluv_2014
| 22
Ooo Professor fucktard ah fuck me like the tard you are *dead seriousness*
ahahaha naaaahhh. couldn't do it!
ahahaha naaaahhh. couldn't do it!
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WhoWhat_fml
| 10
That's kinky...
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Pleonasm
| 34
So do you guys do the full schebang, with "Hot for Teacher" playing and a spanking everytime you answer a question wrong?
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CallMeMcFeelii
| 13
If some of my teachers did that while I was in school I may have paid attention more. And by some, I mean my 10th grade Spanish teacher. ¡Más difícil!
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Pleonasm
| 34
Demasiado jamon en mi boca para dar la repuesta a su pregunta, profesor!
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ThatGuyWhoTalks
| 10
Can you translate that for me Pleo. I failed out of Spanish
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AKGirlinSD
| 20
67, I love your honesty!
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Soloman212
| 28
"Demise, jam on! In my mouth forgive the request at your pregnant, professor!"
Thank me later.
Thank me later.
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JOcoco
| 14
67 - "There's to much ham in my mouth to answer your question professor!"
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theifunnyguy
| 6
too much ham in my mouth to answer your question proffesor
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Soloman212
| 28
Ok that may make a bit more sense. Well, not really, but in this context.
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Just_STFU_Please
| 13
That's very interesting to say the least
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heresIsaac
| 4
0/10 would not bang
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Grayness_
| 26
Lmfao aye man we all want different things while busting some nuts man.
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EpicSquishii
| 21
Shut up, Professor!
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kurodansei
| 16
Dat stache lol.
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B5B0N35
| 18
Well do what the man whants!
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Pwn17
| 25
Really? You don't see the weird in this?
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ohSNAPyall
| 26
No! Teach the professor a lesson!
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olpally
| 32
Yeah, cuz that won't ruin the moment or multiple moments in the bedroom at all... Wtf? Don't breed with him please. Lol.
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EpicSquishii
| 21
Yeah because if you do, the offspring will end up requesting odd things in bed as well, and we all know how much of anyone's business THAT is
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olpally
| 32
Easy on the sarcasm^^^
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botanistjessica
| 24
"Don't breed with him/her" is one of those comments used on every other FML these days.
Y'all need to come up with something more inventive.
Y'all need to come up with something more inventive.
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olpally
| 32
Relax 76, you whining about it and commenting about it makes it worse. Thumb it down instead. Jesus.
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olpally
| 32
Or better yet 76, come up with a better comment about it then, If you're so much smarter.
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botanistjessica
| 24
My comment sucks, but who's getting thumbed down? I'm only stating a fact. Never did I say I was "smarter" than you.
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ltaper11
| 20
Did he get a doctorate in mood killing?