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I wonder how that fantasy got started....

Insist that he, in turn, call you something like Princess Twatwaffle until one of you cracks. If you can't beat the crazy, join in.


I wonder how that fantasy got started....

Also means fucking retard

Are you his sexy assistant?

1, possibly the original poster calls him fucktard as a joke and now he's bringing it to the bedroom. I am stuck on figuring out how this is a turn on, however.

"Professor fuckhard" would have made a little more sense

I fancy professor fuckface myself.

Yeah isn' the opposite of a compliment?

I think you should ask him to show you his doctorate.


Hey, whatever makes him happy! It may turn out to op's advantage. She could take classes from him

hey...could be worse

50, how so? I try not to judge but if my boyfriend ever asked me to call him that, in the bedroom, then I would burst out laughing, every time.

Ooo Professor fucktard ah fuck me like the tard you are *dead seriousness* ahahaha naaaahhh. couldn't do it!

That's kinky...

So do you guys do the full schebang, with "Hot for Teacher" playing and a spanking everytime you answer a question wrong?

If some of my teachers did that while I was in school I may have paid attention more. And by some, I mean my 10th grade Spanish teacher. ¡Más difícil!

Demasiado jamon en mi boca para dar la repuesta a su pregunta, profesor!

Can you translate that for me Pleo. I failed out of Spanish

67, I love your honesty!

"Demise, jam on! In my mouth forgive the request at your pregnant, professor!" Thank me later.

67 - "There's to much ham in my mouth to answer your question professor!"

too much ham in my mouth to answer your question proffesor

Ok that may make a bit more sense. Well, not really, but in this context.

That's very interesting to say the least

0/10 would not bang

Lmfao aye man we all want different things while busting some nuts man.

Shut up, Professor!

Dat stache lol.

Well do what the man whants!

Really? You don't see the weird in this?

No! Teach the professor a lesson!

Yeah, cuz that won't ruin the moment or multiple moments in the bedroom at all... Wtf? Don't breed with him please. Lol.

Yeah because if you do, the offspring will end up requesting odd things in bed as well, and we all know how much of anyone's business THAT is

Easy on the sarcasm^^^

"Don't breed with him/her" is one of those comments used on every other FML these days. Y'all need to come up with something more inventive.

Relax 76, you whining about it and commenting about it makes it worse. Thumb it down instead. Jesus.

Or better yet 76, come up with a better comment about it then, If you're so much smarter.

My comment sucks, but who's getting thumbed down? I'm only stating a fact. Never did I say I was "smarter" than you.

Did he get a doctorate in mood killing?