It's a gas gas gas By Dog fart - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States 2 4 16 101 Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML I agree, your life sucks 45 317 You deserved it 3 992 Tweet Share