By Anonymous - 11/06/2016 05:03 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my therapist told me to write down my goals for the next five years. After thinking hard for what seemed like forever, all I could come up with was getting a girlfriend and having an FML published. And to be honest, I'm not even sure about that first one. FML
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We're always here for you to make your dreams come true, buddy.

You can impress a girl by telling her you have a published FML. Killing two birds with one stone!

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We're always here for you to make your dreams come true, buddy.

You can impress a girl by telling her you have a published FML. Killing two birds with one stone!

You've manage to accomplish a 5 year goal pretty early. Now you can just coast

well if you accomplished one goal in record time, it won't be long before you accomplish the other!

Be patient, do what you got to do and hope for the best.

You may have to make another list pretty soon