By Anonymous - 11/06/2016 05:03 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my therapist told me to write down my goals for the next five years. After thinking hard for what seemed like forever, all I could come up with was getting a girlfriend and having an FML published. And to be honest, I'm not even sure about that first one. FML
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Zufallian 34
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Well I guess you can check one of those goals off of your list.

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fsomelife 26
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We're always here for you to make your dreams come true, buddy.

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Zufallian 34
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Well I guess you can check one of those goals off of your list.

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jake_braves 25
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One down, one to go!

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fsomelife 26
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We're always here for you to make your dreams come true, buddy.

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H4H 15
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You can impress a girl by telling her you have a published FML. Killing two birds with one stone!

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sharkgirl4 23
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You've manage to accomplish a 5 year goal pretty early. Now you can just coast

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lollyasaurus 10
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congrats on meeting your goal, OP

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hkhan24 23
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well if you accomplished one goal in record time, it won't be long before you accomplish the other!

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dontknow1 19
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Be patient, do what you got to do and hope for the best.

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OtakuTaco 15
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Congrats, you're halfway there!

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whymeplease44 8
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amd you got one published!

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Wonthebread 20
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You may have to make another list pretty soon

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