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Today, my therapist told me to write down my goals for the next five years. After thinking hard for what seemed like forever, all I could come up with was getting a girlfriend and having an FML published. And to be honest, I'm not even sure about that first one. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 11 June 2016 05:03 / United States - Los Angeles

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By Zufallian | 34

#6625996 - Sunday 12 June 2016 0:04

Well I guess you can check one of those goals off of your list.

By fsomelife | 26

#6626001 - Sunday 12 June 2016 0:08

We're always here for you to make your dreams come true, buddy.

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By Zufallian | 34

#6625996 - Sunday 12 June 2016 0:04

Well I guess you can check one of those goals off of your list.

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jake_braves | 25

#6626257 - Sunday 12 June 2016 6:46

One down, one to go!

By fsomelife | 26

#6626001 - Sunday 12 June 2016 0:08

We're always here for you to make your dreams come true, buddy.

By H4H | 15

#6626008 - Sunday 12 June 2016 0:11

You can impress a girl by telling her you have a published FML. Killing two birds with one stone!

By sharkgirl4 | 23

#6626011 - Sunday 12 June 2016 0:14

You've manage to accomplish a 5 year goal pretty early. Now you can just coast

By lollyasaurus | 10

#6626032 - Sunday 12 June 2016 0:52

congrats on meeting your goal, OP

By hkhan24 | 23

#6626036 - Sunday 12 June 2016 0:55

well if you accomplished one goal in record time, it won't be long before you accomplish the other!

By dontknow1 | 19

#6626037 - Sunday 12 June 2016 0:55

Be patient, do what you got to do and hope for the best.

By OtakuTaco | 15

#6626039 - Sunday 12 June 2016 0:56

Congrats, you're halfway there!

By whymeplease44 | 8

#6626041 - Sunday 12 June 2016 0:58

amd you got one published!

By Wonthebread | 20

#6626042 - Sunday 12 June 2016 0:58

You may have to make another list pretty soon

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