By Anonymous - 11/06/2016 05:03 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my therapist told me to write down my goals for the next five years. After thinking hard for what seemed like forever, all I could come up with was getting a girlfriend and having an FML published. And to be honest, I'm not even sure about that first one. FML
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Well I guess you can check one of those goals off of your list.

We're always here for you to make your dreams come true, buddy.

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Well I guess you can check one of those goals off of your list.

One down, one to go!

We're always here for you to make your dreams come true, buddy.

You can impress a girl by telling her you have a published FML. Killing two birds with one stone!

You've manage to accomplish a 5 year goal pretty early. Now you can just coast

congrats on meeting your goal, OP

well if you accomplished one goal in record time, it won't be long before you accomplish the other!

Be patient, do what you got to do and hope for the best.

Congrats, you're halfway there!

amd you got one published!

You may have to make another list pretty soon