Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. He then told me that he will love me forever, wait for me and will follow me to the ends of the earth. Apparently, that means standing outside my door and calling my house phone every five minutes. It's been 3 hours straight now. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, for the first time ever, my boyfriend of one year told me he loved me. He was calling me by collect call from the county jail. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML
Today, I'd been getting ready to hear my boyfriend's proposal, as his friends had told me he'd talked to them about planning it. He showed up at my house out of the blue… to tell me he's breaking up with me, only to find out he proposed to his ex hours later. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
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anonacs 0
Get out now.
penisface69 17
thats one call every 3.75 seconds. You're lying. go away.
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WhatchaWant 0
Wow some of the things that you people say....? Seriously?! Someone actually supported this dude and said it was actual honest love and blamed this girl for ruining a good thing. Are you kidding me? You must be one of those overly critical overly obsessed type of people as well. And Very clearly he didn't call 80 times in five minutes its damn impossible. But for people to understand the magnitude of the volume of calls its good for what she was saying. Your gonna criticize that...really? Look chica this... this dude is very clearly crazy. One week? Even if he did love you after a week and im not denying that possibility. It has happened. He is obviously very obsessive and highly attached. If your sensible (most people that see something wrong here are) then you've probably already broke the news to him and i say more power to you! Theres ALOT of weirdos out there be safe.
elizabeth8352 0
it's amazing to see the rediculous fights people can get into over some fmls.
Antici_x_Pation 0
My first real bf was like this...I was feeling sick one afternoon, and had a party and opening night that night so I tried to take a nap. Three texts from him later, I replied "can't talk" and went back to sleep. That was at 3. When I woke up a 5 there were 10 texts from him, "r u mad," "can't we talk," "i luv u." I broke up with him that night. Weird: I'm listening to a song about a girl freaking about someone proposing to her. Thought I should share :]
hthelittleone 10
hahahaha #24 saaaaammmeeee lol
hannanna 0
dump him or you'll get raped):
YoUr_ObSeSsIoN 0
Thats kinda creepy o.o maybe he just never had a gf before and doesnt know what to do..or maybe hes just clingy..idk xD oh wells sorrys
allen20 0
hes sprung and desperate!
Armymanski 0
Hahaha, that sucks. STALKER!
zombieskater 0
clingy much?
vvbrittxv 0
okkkkkk I think ur over exagurating a lil on the eighty calls lol. but I went out with a guy like that before. it was torture. I broke up with him after like five days. he is now going out with my sister. she's ninteen and he's around sixteen or seventeen. my sister is pretty stupid if you ask me.