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Talk about a yummy burger!
Well, beef is more important.
1- well it's got lettuce, tomato, cheese and is cooked to perfection.
I'm sure he just wanted more energy for the lovin' that explains it!
Maybe it's just me, but I tend not to jump on my bloke whilst he's eating. I certainly wouldn't like it if he did that to me when I have food in my mouth and hand.
Is that from kahuna burger?
dinner and a show... ur so nice..
I especially love burgers from Wendy's they are so good!
Aight you guys are cool.
Foods not so good cold. I'm in his side in this one. Sorry. You should know, a way to a mans heart it through his stomach. Next time wait til he's done. Or do it before than get food.
Man card revoked. **** over burgers every time.
Guys, look at your burger. Now look at your lady, now back to your burger! :D
161 - I thumbed down your comment by mistake. Sorry! :(
I'm guessing OP was thinking "what's your beef!?" heh heh heh.
is your bf's name Ron Swanson?
We're men. We don't waste food.
Heey, quit the sexism. I bet the majority of women also like their hot food being hot. Burgers do not deserve to be wasted :(
He obviously was trying to take in more calories, so he had energy to preform better for you. You should thank him.
I have tasted a cold burger before????? Terrible he was smart.
Mans gotta eat when a mans gotta eat. Don't wanna waste that precious food. Although I don't have to eat.
burgers are just that good...
Hey man good call...the boobs will be there after the cheeseburger is gone hahaha
He obviously wants to spend time w/ you, more than enough time for his food to get cold
Especially burgers!!!
U kno i agree
Especially bacon.
I believe its sexist and dont get so easily offended and for this matter you shouldnt be offended at all
A man gots to eat
Yeah how will have energy to have sex otherwise
Yeah! How will have sex otherwise!?
25 is trollin, or coincidentally made a mistake.
I have to say, I really hate when my food goes cold, and burgers aren't very good to warm up
Seems reasonable.. For most men food > woman, as sad as that is.
Yeah lucky for us turtles it's; Women > Food. That's why we be pimpin'
haha yeah. this FML is hilarious but OP shouldn't take it personally. *makes burger*
Well considering you need food to live, that seems reasonable.
98: Of course, but my point is in regards to an average man in a relationship who can satisfy his hunger after satisfying his woman.
Actually, he might not have wanted to get food all over her while going down... ...so he was thinking of her.
Get some JayBear.
132, YES!!!!
Food > pretty much anything, for me.
She correctly used the comma, your argument is invalid.
How is it an argument?? It was a (funny) question about her use of one. You thumb-downers need to not follow people who "correct" the grammar of others.
119 - "(You) Give me a minute" is a complete sentence, "I don't want my food to get cold" is also a complete sentence. That is indeed a comma splice. P.S. Did you like the comma splice in my comment?
I actually did not due to the fact that it was an incorrect usage of the comma. A for effort though:)
For your information, I am a 4.0 student and read many books.
I would have definitely waited until after burgers. Food is important
He's doing it wrong. With a girl like that, she should be what you're eating! No burger is more important than boobs! Lol Also its easier to warm a burger after its cooled down compared to a woman...
#6- I agree, this man has his priorities straight! #56- But burgers from a restaurant usually don't taste as good if you re-heat them! Plus, if you're having trouble "warming up" a girl, you're doing it wrong. Or you know, you could mix the 2 things you want... eating a burger while having sex! She might not mind. Actually that sounds pretty awesome, time to go to Wendy's and then Wal-Mart afterwards!! (that's where you pick up the classy women)
Are you kidding #56? Burgers are impossible to heat up without taking them apart and making a giant mess. The girlfriend should have been able to wait for five minutes until he was done eating.
62- That reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where George takes food to bed.
69, more like 3 seconds... Men inhale the food anyway. She was being spoiled.
Men do love food!(;
Yes, I know I do!(:
Im a girl , I wouldn't **** a guy either when I am eating , yea right , baby boy better wait . FOD ( food over dicks ) #fatass status .
What the **** did I just read?
9- this is not twitter for **** sakes! #itlooksstupidandnoonecares
I'm sorry but by your looks and comment I'm actually surprised you wouldn't just pull a double whammy and eat him. By the way, FOD is pointless. We have way to many abbreviations as it is. Don't add to the clusterfuck. Ktnxbye
GoW_Chick...i've always been curious, are you a fan of God of War and that's what the GoW stands for? maybe that's just me being a nerd but i've always wondered
55 - too many* 92 - I always thought it was gears of war
112, good point!!
Some type of bizarre language.
I want to post something that gets a quirky response from DocBastard......
I thought he was gonna say that the burger was bigger than your boobs.
^ Appropriate username ftw!!
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We're men. We don't waste food.
Talk about a yummy burger!