By elisimo - 24/01/2012 08:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie and eating a burger. Feeling frisky, I sat up and took off my shirt. He looked at my chest, at his burger, then back at me and said, "Give me a minute, I don't want my food to get cold." FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 559
You deserved it 35 831

Same thing different taste


1- well it's got lettuce, tomato, cheese and is cooked to perfection.

I'm sure he just wanted more energy for the lovin' that explains it!

Maybe it's just me, but I tend not to jump on my bloke whilst he's eating. I certainly wouldn't like it if he did that to me when I have food in my mouth and hand.

I especially love burgers from Wendy's they are so good!

shanemaximo 7

****.... Burger.... ****.... Burger.... I choose... I choose.... BOTH!!!! Om nom nom.

ThisIsMyReign 4

That's not fair making a man decide between food and sex. But I choose both also.

LiyIa_fml 8

Foods not so good cold. I'm in his side in this one. Sorry. You should know, a way to a mans heart it through his stomach. Next time wait til he's done. Or do it before than get food.

Man card revoked. **** over burgers every time.

lebronesque73091 12

+50 points for taking your shirt off.

diidiimi 10

29 - I agree, but would you believe that he does it to me?! And it's really, really annoying. It shouldn't be "never get between a man and his food", it should be "never get between a hungry person and their food". We get primal over stuff like that!

Guys, look at your burger. Now look at your lady, now back to your burger! :D

zakkyzebra 11

123 obviously doesn't know man code.

161 - I thumbed down your comment by mistake. Sorry! :(

I'm guessing OP was thinking "what's your beef!?" heh heh heh.

chilldude69 8

Haha I see what you did there... Old Spice FTW

Heey, quit the sexism. I bet the majority of women also like their hot food being hot. Burgers do not deserve to be wasted :(

He obviously was trying to take in more calories, so he had energy to preform better for you. You should thank him.

I have tasted a cold burger before????? Terrible he was smart.

Mans gotta eat when a mans gotta eat. Don't wanna waste that precious food. Although I don't have to eat.

chaoticxxxmess 3

You don't get between a man and his food.

Hey man good call...the boobs will be there after the cheeseburger is gone hahaha

He obviously wants to spend time w/ you, more than enough time for his food to get cold

I believe its sexist and dont get so easily offended and for this matter you shouldnt be offended at all

Kc1001 14

Bull Shit! Whenever my ex took off her cloths I dropped everything. Of course we broke up since then.

Yeah how will have energy to have sex otherwise

GoW_Chick 14

^ I think it's funny how they both forgot the "we" in their comments..

25 is trollin, or coincidentally made a mistake.

GoW_Chick 14

Either way I got a chuckle out of both their comments, thumbs up for you both! :)

I have to say, I really hate when my food goes cold, and burgers aren't very good to warm up

Seems reasonable.. For most men food > woman, as sad as that is.

Yeah lucky for us turtles it's; Women > Food. That's why we be pimpin'

haha yeah. this FML is hilarious but OP shouldn't take it personally. *makes burger*

Well considering you need food to live, that seems reasonable.

98: Of course, but my point is in regards to an average man in a relationship who can satisfy his hunger after satisfying his woman.

Actually, he might not have wanted to get food all over her while going down... he was thinking of her.

JayBear14 11

My boyfriend begs to differ loll

Schizomaniac 24

She correctly used the comma, your argument is invalid.

phelipe1 1

Schizomatic's argument is correct ad very much valid. Read a book :)

How is it an argument?? It was a (funny) question about her use of one. You thumb-downers need to not follow people who "correct" the grammar of others.

119 - "(You) Give me a minute" is a complete sentence, "I don't want my food to get cold" is also a complete sentence. That is indeed a comma splice. P.S. Did you like the comma splice in my comment?

I actually did not due to the fact that it was an incorrect usage of the comma. A for effort though:)

For your information, I am a 4.0 student and read many books.

I would have definitely waited until after burgers. Food is important

He's doing it wrong. With a girl like that, she should be what you're eating! No burger is more important than boobs! Lol Also its easier to warm a burger after its cooled down compared to a woman...

CaptainPickles72 18

#6- I agree, this man has his priorities straight! #56- But burgers from a restaurant usually don't taste as good if you re-heat them! Plus, if you're having trouble "warming up" a girl, you're doing it wrong. Or you know, you could mix the 2 things you want... eating a burger while having sex! She might not mind. Actually that sounds pretty awesome, time to go to Wendy's and then Wal-Mart afterwards!! (that's where you pick up the classy women)

Are you kidding #56? Burgers are impossible to heat up without taking them apart and making a giant mess. The girlfriend should have been able to wait for five minutes until he was done eating.

62- That reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where George takes food to bed.

69, more like 3 seconds... Men inhale the food anyway. She was being spoiled.

Im a girl , I wouldn't **** a guy either when I am eating , yea right , baby boy better wait . FOD ( food over dicks ) #fatass status .

GoW_Chick 14

I don't know... I think we crossed over to an alternate dumbass dimension.

9- this is not twitter for **** sakes! #itlooksstupidandnoonecares

I'm sorry but by your looks and comment I'm actually surprised you wouldn't just pull a double whammy and eat him. By the way, FOD is pointless. We have way to many abbreviations as it is. Don't add to the clusterfuck. Ktnxbye

RedPillSucks 31

And I was just going to use the ADD (Alternate Dumbass Dimension) to add to the list. Gow_Chick will have to copyright that.

GoW_Chick...i've always been curious, are you a fan of God of War and that's what the GoW stands for? maybe that's just me being a nerd but i've always wondered

mrbobmarley4 8

You are freaking hilarious DocBastard.

IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

9 Does not make sense. Does that head of yours have a brain? Or did someone drop you when you were a baby? I'll never get those few seconds of my life back. Thanks, assface.

55 - too many* 92 - I always thought it was gears of war

duckie227 22

16 year olds should not be '*******' guys anyway!! Be a kid FFS!!

justin0562 2
Namerkp2 8

Translation: I am a woman, I would not partake in intercourse with a man while simultaneously consuming my food either, as if, that young man better be patient! COP (Consumables Over Penises) #ThisIsOnlyMeantForTwitter.

WoshJinchell93 11

I want to post something that gets a quirky response from DocBastard......

ifailplzinsultme 0

I was about to rant on this girl, but you guys already did it for me....

I thought he was gonna say that the burger was bigger than your boobs.

MeLuvBewbs 7

Guess he likes bread buns over the real ones

KiddNYC1O 20

And you already have a few rolls, Snooki.