By elisimo - 24/01/2012 08:50 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie and eating a burger. Feeling frisky, I sat up and took off my shirt. He looked at my chest, at his burger, then back at me and said, "Give me a minute, I don't want my food to get cold." FML
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GoW_Chick 14

If it was a double bacon cheeseburger he gets a pass... Bacon before hoes!

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CaptainPickles72 18

Bacon>Bros>Hoes

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CaptainPickles72 18

193-You know this is a comedy website, right? Learn to take a joke! There is a huge difference between saying stupid thing to make a joke, like I did, and actually being an idiot and saying your natural idiotic things.

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CRC_101 31

I wish I could thumb this up much more than once.

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DocBastard 38

You should have said, "What's the matter? Are you chicken?" No, he just wanted to finish his burger before he porked you. Don't have a beef with him over that. It's mutton to get upset over.

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DaKillaMafia 2

I'd say "big boy gotta eat".

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downtime 12

You've obviously never gone without food...

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gluesniff3r 3

You obviously haven't been in a position where you are starving and your life is at stake

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Jewnut 0

I think he made the right choice

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dcg1375 7

He apparently wanted his burger before having a taco.

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RinaVampire31 18

It's pretty obvious he was going to choose his burger..

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Hustlasaurus 9

Stupid stupid stupid

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marissamay25 3

I've walked out in the living room before in my bra and panties while my bf was playing battlefield and he looked at me, back at the game and said "after this game baby, I'm on a roll". It's pretty funny :D

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meben 0

Yea when your on a role it's hard to quit in the middle of a game.

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marissamay25 3

He plays the online and really gets into it lol, it's fun to watch him play tho

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