Hell, he would probably be willing to share!

More energy = more sexy time, I don't get why "u mad".

A pastrami sandwich is the most sensual of all the cured meats

that guy knows his shit.

That's what I was thinking too

Haha very very true that would've been funnier though

28- Seinfeld reference!!! Lol

If she had said yes he probably would hav asked her to make it.

This FML reminds me of a Seinfeld episode from along time ago.

This is completely out of topic: what's the dress in your profile pic called? Or who is the designer? Beautiful.

^quote from Seinfeld?

Marchesa, from spring '11

Also @wellnevermind, thanks for saying...I wish it was actually mine!

Yeah, I mean, it is a legitimate workout

secks?! are you fuckin kidding me?!!!! o_O

Yes he is.

o god secks seriously how old are you?? um no offence

5 - If you are going to type like that, go to I Can Has Cheezeburger

old enough to know what it is, despite my spelling that has offended a few.

I normally don't give a shit if someone misspells something, but when you are trying to be cute, don't

i wasn't trying to be cute. it was my failed attempt at trying to be funny. also, i noticed your profile pic has icanhazcheeseburgers' troll.

But I avoid all those forums to the pictures (especially those involving animals) like the plague.

That's just nasty...

*cleveland voice*

no...never...ew :( i think i threw up a little thinking about a perfectly good sandwich being ruined by man milk :( thanks a lot

51- The Epic Milk Man doesn't like Man Milk?? Something's wrong here..

You all are fucking sick and disgusting. He's obviously referring to actual homemade mayo. Gawd, why does everything have to be sexual these days?

WTF your nasty

Ewwwww >.<

Give her a break she's jus bein funny good 1 btw

Ewwww Reenkaur that would be okay if it was a girl but he's a guy! Ew...

So in the middle of having sex with a girl you would ask to eat a sandwich. You probably will never get the chance to have sex with her again. Just saying

29- That's only because your a woman....

The only thing wrong with that would be if he didn't consider the sandwich needs of his partner.