Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were hooking up while watching a movie. Just as I was getting really into it, he told me to move my head. He couldn't see the television. FML
Today, I started undressing in front of my boyfriend. He politely said, "Excuse me, please" because I was blocking the T.V. FML
Today, things were getting heated between me and the guy I like, and we were about to have sex. I told him to turn the TV off so we can get started. His response? "But I like this show." FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
Today, during an episode of King of Queens that my boyfriend has seen more than once, I decided I'd try to get a little frisky. I straddled him while he was on the bed and began taking my clothes of. He pushed me out of the way and said, "Don't get naked in front of the TV." FML
Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, I decided to come onto my husband to switch things up. When I started kissing and trying to undress him, he pushed me off, saying "What're you doing? Jeopardy's about to start." FML
Today, I climbed onto my boyfriend's lap and sexily told him "It's getting hot in here," and started unbuttoning my shirt. He said "Oh," pushed me off him, and went to turn the ceiling fan on. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML
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perdix 29
You're blocking the TV and the TV is cockblocking you! Sounds like sumo wrestling.
DocBastard 38
A limerick - There was a poor woman from France Who unzipped her hot boyfriend's pants He just wanted TV Jersey Shore, maybe Glee Now there won't be a horizontal dance.
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Comments (94)
boomsl4ng 11
u need a new bf op!! fyl
dusty209 0
y does this bother u. maybe he wanted to get blown and watch tv
juliahockey 0
cockblocked by tv....ouch.
WallyTheWombat 0
No, OP needs to stop blocking the tv.
dirtyblond 4
shes a big one i call em like i see em
mzeemzima 0
why were you blocking the tv??? YDI
matt692009 0
Oh and ofcourse OP has been keen for sex every single time her fiance wanted it right?
supertacowaffle 41
At least you're getting action
xSgtTh0masx 0
You can still give him a bj and not block the tv..? You know that right. lmao
benJ13_fml 5
that sucks !! ^^ it's just a kiss no more. It show, men don't think all the time have sex but women...
ILoveEggnog 7
Uhh...what?
KomiExplosion 0
The headache I got from reading this comment.
yazmi_09 3
did you use the google translator?!
benJ13_fml 5
I know, my english wasn't right in this sentence. I wanted say, men don't want have sex all the time but here the OP shows she wants have sex... Is it good now?
insanesna1l 0
except the part about men not wanting sex all the time. that made no sense at all!
cradle6 13
I still understood what 2 was saying. And I agree, mens' sex drives are overrated while womens' are underrated.
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
hahahahaha
Immersion 0
so op, you think your life sucks? u have a fiance and ur still getting action stop complaining wow...
TayonaC 10
well excuuuuuusssssseeeee you! lol
fthku 13
Your fiance's not always gonna want to have sex, just like you won't always want to. FYL, it's disappointing, but not his fault either.
Ummvsangels 0
Haahahahhaha fail sucks for you
KamikazeDolly 0
TV won. She needs a new opponent.
perdix 29
You're blocking the TV and the TV is cockblocking you! Sounds like sumo wrestling.
Lucidium 0
No.
perdix 29
Yes.
emetos 8
You shouldn't have blocked the TV.
alexandra412 2
Well...if you had just gotten on your knees there would have been no complaints. :/
cupcake112397 0
win^
ThaggleS 0
My kinda girl!
justanotherbird 19
I feel sorry for anyone in a "relationship" with the above people. I would never put up with a guy who thought only he should get oral sex if we were both horny. Pathetic.
fthku 13
Apparently, you wouldn't put up with a guy who has a sense of humor as well.
xSgtTh0masx 0
win^
justanotherbird 19
Not one who comes up with lame, tired jokes like the ones above. It isn't funny after hearing it over nine thousand times, if it was even funny the first time. Plus, it's true that some morons do expect blow jobs with nothing in return. As much as I enjoy giving a good ********, I'm not giving one to a selfish cumwad.
fthku 13
It's a joke. What makes you think you can judge anyone, ESPECIALLY on the internet, by one joke? Which *you* don't happen to like, it doesn't make anything out of anyone.
rockynoodle4 0
nice guy
EmoSunshine14 2
I love you for this, lol xD