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You're blocking the TV and the TV is cockblocking you! Sounds like sumo wrestling.

A limerick - There was a poor woman from France Who unzipped her hot boyfriend's pants He just wanted TV Jersey Shore, maybe Glee Now there won't be a horizontal dance.


u need a new bf op!! fyl

y does this bother u. maybe he wanted to get blown and watch tv

cockblocked by tv....ouch.

No, OP needs to stop blocking the tv.

shes a big one i call em like i see em

why were you blocking the tv??? YDI

Oh and ofcourse OP has been keen for sex every single time her fiance wanted it right?

At least you're getting action

You can still give him a bj and not block the tv..? You know that right. lmao

that sucks !! ^^ it's just a kiss no more. It show, men don't think all the time have sex but women...

The headache I got from reading this comment.

did you use the google translator?!

I know, my english wasn't right in this sentence. I wanted say, men don't want have sex all the time but here the OP shows she wants have sex... Is it good now?

except the part about men not wanting sex all the time. that made no sense at all!

I still understood what 2 was saying. And I agree, mens' sex drives are overrated while womens' are underrated.

so op, you think your life sucks? u have a fiance and ur still getting action stop complaining wow...

well excuuuuuusssssseeeee you! lol

Your fiance's not always gonna want to have sex, just like you won't always want to. FYL, it's disappointing, but not his fault either.

Haahahahhaha fail sucks for you

TV won. She needs a new opponent.

You're blocking the TV and the TV is cockblocking you! Sounds like sumo wrestling.

You shouldn't have blocked the TV.

Well...if you had just gotten on your knees there would have been no complaints. :/

My kinda girl!

I feel sorry for anyone in a "relationship" with the above people. I would never put up with a guy who thought only he should get oral sex if we were both horny. Pathetic.

Apparently, you wouldn't put up with a guy who has a sense of humor as well.

Not one who comes up with lame, tired jokes like the ones above. It isn't funny after hearing it over nine thousand times, if it was even funny the first time. Plus, it's true that some morons do expect blow jobs with nothing in return. As much as I enjoy giving a good blow job, I'm not giving one to a selfish cumwad.

It's a joke. What makes you think you can judge anyone, ESPECIALLY on the internet, by one joke? Which *you* don't happen to like, it doesn't make anything out of anyone.

I love you for this, lol xD