Today, my boyfriend and I ordered pizza and watched a movie. After dinner we started to make out. I began to take my clothes off when he stopped me. He said that sex is exercise and you can't exercise for 30 minutes after eating. FML
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_streets_
| 19
haha isn't that the rule for swimming or something
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Raleigh_bruh
| 7
The real Fml here is that you two made out after eating pizza.. Not a very appetizing taste you want in your mouth mixed with someone else's saliva. :/
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chiem
| 0
haha fyl
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ChelseaXD
| 0
hahah..your boyfriend is lame.
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Blue_Coconuts
| 7
I eat and swim all the time... Well whenever my girlfriend feels like skinny dipping anyway.
Zing.
Zing.
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kellanlvr
| 1
haha he was just looking out for you xD didn't want you to cramp up or anything
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ladiesman14
| 0
maybe he has GERD and doesnt want to mini vomit in your mouth. or burp on your pussy while going down on you.
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yasmeenjonasx3
| 0
what a loser. i wouldve had sex while waiting for the pizza to be delivered.
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zach55
| 0
that's the rules.
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moofin123456
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at least he's looking out for your health...hahaha. I bet he doesn't swim for an hour after eating :P
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Shookitup
| 0
well it was probably amazing since you waited, let that pizza put extra cushion for the pushin XD
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Massdebater
| 1
attention!! everyone stop what you are doing!! I have an important announcement!!
testicles.
that is all.
testicles.
that is all.
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zach55
| 0
family guy reference FTW!
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compliments
| 0
penis
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doorfloor
| 0
pizza gives me gas
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mebecatie
| 0
TMI
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lilidiaz
| 0
He must not love you. Because sex withOUT LOVE it's just excercise......
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WhooperFTW
| 0
It turns me on. Idk about you guys
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the_flirtt
| 0
hah did he stretch too ?
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Sockmonnser
| 0
I'm assuming the pizza was better then you are, OP?
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MarkSeattle
| 0
lol. brush your teeth fatty.
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Brittney_E
| 0
haha good one 60!
family guy reference, ^-^
family guy reference, ^-^
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mak3_1t_ra1n
| 0
see op is just whiny. if she woulda went ahead n had sex she woulda wrote an fml bout cramps during sex.
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sactownsfinest
| 0
he should of ask if you had room for a cockmeat sammich! haha
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Izzy_babii
| 0
lol he ddnt want you to cramp up during an orgasm >_<
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th3b0ss
| 0
lmao.
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okieraider71
| 4
What a pussy. A real man could f**k and eat pizza at the same time. Dump his ass.
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roflinyourwaffle
| 0
a REAL man can fuck a pizza and eat something else too.
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kford23
| 0
atleast hes looking out for you. he could have said okay lets do it and you wouldve gotten a cramp.
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xxhannahxx1204
| 2
in soviet russia pizza fuck you
:P
:P
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Straka
| 0
.......what guy rejects sex?
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sexybitch92
| 0
Aww how cute ! lol he cares ! lol.
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dickster
| 0
YDI whore.
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comedychick
| 1
well..he's right now isn't he lol ;)
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PizzaGuy11
| 0
i told me gene from the magical land of leprichauns to do that...
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ahhhFYL
| 0
face it. he's trying to prolong the sex with you cuz you're horrible.
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Carbonite
| 0
your boyfriend is a dumbass. fyl
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mmayawn
| 0
he don't deserve u shit just gimme a call
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Karnezar
| 2
Sex without love is just sex. Sex with love is marriage.
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CptGap
| 0
oh no u had to wait 30 minutes to have sex oh no at least u get sex. I don't get no sex
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mesera
| 0
...wow.
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momentum
| 0
learn to take a hint.
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cocobulla1
| 4
hahhahaahaha sux for op, but u gotta luv that boyfriends
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22cute
| 17
So dance naked in front of him for 30 min, Op! He should change his mind.
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GrammarNaziBoy
| 0
That's a sign... he doesn't want you, perhaps?
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_streets_
| 19
haha isn't that the rule for swimming or something
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twinny_sc
| 13
Yea that's what I thought.
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76killss
| 0
too bad he put u over pizza. ur bf is fat fail
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samicna
| 4
hope you went swimming instead
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strikeeagle
| 3
u should strike him, lol fyl
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Raleigh_bruh
| 7
The real Fml here is that you two made out after eating pizza.. Not a very appetizing taste you want in your mouth mixed with someone else's saliva. :/
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Chrisskiies
| 0
You haven't lived till you made out with someone after eating pizza Ra. Just sayin'.
lol
lol
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too_dopee
| 0
eww!
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Freeze_fml
| 16
The way you type is a turn off.
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Timmo_fml
| 2
48 = win.
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Raleigh_bruh
| 7
Nah, it's not a win. He forgot to put 'just saying.'
But thank you for agreeing with me, one chick up there. ^
:]
But thank you for agreeing with me, one chick up there. ^
:]
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mebecatie
| 0
lol yeah it is gross. that's y I also brush my teeth and take a mint before I go n e where near my boyfriend(:
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3son_fail3
| 0
48 haha nice
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Trollz4daLULZ
| 1
Your breath after eating isn't an issue as long as you both were eating the same thing. IE: if your makeout/fornication partner doesn't eat onions, then you shouldn't either. But if you both do, you won't notice it in each other's breath/saliva.
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troubleinharlem
| 0
your username matches your typing. (:
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troubleinharlem
| 0
which was directed at #43.
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sweetdreams999
| 0
your boyfriend is calling you fat. see how long he can go without 'exercising' and he'll be the one writing the next fml. lol
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abcman94
| 0
fat girls turn me on. as long as they're just a little chubby. and not huge. LOL
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applessuckdick
| 0
Wow.....Shank him