By oumalina - 12/08/2010 01:54 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I ordered pizza and watched a movie. After dinner we started to make out. I began to take my clothes off when he stopped me. He said that sex is exercise and you can't exercise for 30 minutes after eating. FML
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_streets_ 19

haha isn't that the rule for swimming or something

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Raleigh_bruh 7

The real Fml here is that you two made out after eating pizza.. Not a very appetizing taste you want in your mouth mixed with someone else's saliva. :/

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ChelseaXD 0

hahah..your boyfriend is lame.

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Blue_Coconuts 7

I eat and swim all the time... Well whenever my girlfriend feels like skinny dipping anyway. Zing.

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kellanlvr 1

haha he was just looking out for you xD didn't want you to cramp up or anything

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ladiesman14 0

maybe he has GERD and doesnt want to mini vomit in your mouth. or burp on your pussy while going down on you.

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yasmeenjonasx3 0

what a loser. i wouldve had sex while waiting for the pizza to be delivered.

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moofin123456 0

at least he's looking out for your health...hahaha. I bet he doesn't swim for an hour after eating :P

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Shookitup 0

well it was probably amazing since you waited, let that pizza put extra cushion for the pushin XD

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Massdebater 1

attention!! everyone stop what you are doing!! I have an important announcement!! testicles. that is all.

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zach55 0

family guy reference FTW!

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lilidiaz 0

He must not love you. Because sex withOUT LOVE it's just excercise......

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WhooperFTW 0

It turns me on. Idk about you guys

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the_flirtt 0

hah did he stretch too ?

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Sockmonnser 0

I'm assuming the pizza was better then you are, OP?

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Brittney_E 0

haha good one 60! family guy reference, ^-^

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mak3_1t_ra1n 0

see op is just whiny. if she woulda went ahead n had sex she woulda wrote an fml bout cramps during sex.

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sactownsfinest 0

he should of ask if you had room for a cockmeat sammich! haha

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Izzy_babii 0

lol he ddnt want you to cramp up during an ****** >_<

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okieraider71 4

What a pussy. A real man could f**k and eat pizza at the same time. Dump his ass.

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roflinyourwaffle 0

a REAL man can **** a pizza and eat something else too.

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kford23 0

atleast hes looking out for you. he could have said okay lets do it and you wouldve gotten a cramp.

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xxhannahxx1204 2

in soviet russia pizza **** you :P

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Straka 0

.......what guy rejects sex?

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PizzaGuy11 0

i told me gene from the magical land of leprichauns to do that...

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ahhhFYL 0

face it. he's trying to prolong the sex with you cuz you're horrible.

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mmayawn 0

he don't deserve u shit just gimme a call

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Karnezar 2

Sex without love is just sex. Sex with love is marriage.

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CptGap 0

oh no u had to wait 30 minutes to have sex oh no at least u get sex. I don't get no sex

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momentum 0

learn to take a hint.

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cocobulla1 4

hahhahaahaha sux for op, but u gotta luv that boyfriends

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22cute 17

So dance naked in front of him for 30 min, Op! He should change his mind.

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GrammarNaziBoy 0

That's a sign... he doesn't want you, perhaps?

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_streets_ 19

haha isn't that the rule for swimming or something

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twinny_sc 13

Yea that's what I thought.

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76killss 0

too bad he put u over pizza. ur bf is fat fail

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samicna 4

hope you went swimming instead

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Raleigh_bruh 7

The real Fml here is that you two made out after eating pizza.. Not a very appetizing taste you want in your mouth mixed with someone else's saliva. :/

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Chrisskiies 0

You haven't lived till you made out with someone after eating pizza Ra. Just sayin'. lol

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Raleigh_bruh 7

Nah, it's not a win. He forgot to put 'just saying.' But thank you for agreeing with me, one chick up there. ^ :]

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mebecatie 0

lol yeah it is gross. that's y I also brush my teeth and take a mint before I go n e where near my boyfriend(:

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

Your breath after eating isn't an issue as long as you both were eating the same thing. IE: if your makeout/fornication partner doesn't eat onions, then you shouldn't either. But if you both do, you won't notice it in each other's breath/saliva.

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sweetdreams999 0

your boyfriend is calling you fat. see how long he can go without 'exercising' and he'll be the one writing the next fml. lol

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abcman94 0

fat girls turn me on. as long as they're just a little chubby. and not huge. LOL

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