Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie and eating a burger. Feeling frisky, I sat up and took off my shirt. He looked at my chest, at his burger, then back at me and said, "Give me a minute, I don't want my food to get cold." FML
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Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML
Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I ordered pizza and watched a movie. After dinner we started to make out. I began to take my clothes off when he stopped me. He said that sex is exercise and you can't exercise for 30 minutes after eating. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend. He got up, shut the blinds and turned around to say, "I don't usually shut the blinds, but no one can see this." Assuming we were going to have sex, I took my pants off. He asked me what I was doing, then sat down to eat an entire tub of ice cream. FML
Today, I was in bed with my boyfriend, starting to get intimate with him, when one of his friends walked into the room, grabbed my leg, and pulled me onto the floor. His reason? He was hungry and wanted to go to McDonald's. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, during sex, my boyfriend stopped and asked if he could eat a sandwich while we do it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out to eat. The waiter came and asked what we wanted. My boyfriend said he wanted a cheeseburger and I told the waiter I'd have the same. My boyfriend looked at me and said, "Are you sure you don't want a salad?" FML
Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML
Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML
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Wheredidgrungego 12
We're men. We don't waste food.
lolmigosh 15
Talk about a yummy burger!
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Comments (304)
destraa 1
I like your mode of thinking. Burger followed by (whip) creamy ****? Winning for all. But in response to OP. Unless it's a part of foreplay, the burger comes first.
deaddude221 0
we'll come on can't you see what we was doing? eating as to get his energy up and give you a hell of a time. that's a good move don't bitch about his kindness.
justin0562 2
Shoulda gave him head while eating. Woulda topped all.
AllysonJay 0
I don't get it ... >_>
shitthebed1234 0
Don't try to get between men and food. It doesn't work out.
Brainspoil 2
I think you guys hurt this intellectually retarded girls feelings. Its not her fault, she is a product of a failing education system. #stayinschooldontswallowloads
imtooshy 18
that sucks, I know men love their burgers but some girls love sex just as much, me being one of them. my bf tried to put me off for a few minutes due to food but mostly gaming but that doesn't last too long, even if his mic is on, peppermint chapstick, Altoids and this very deep throat changes his mind very fast,try those items next time :)
aim2gain 1
Like a boss
chels1994 11
Well, I wouldn't want to eat cold food either...
brock329 3
Xbox chicks are badass
tony23h 7
That burger was his source of energy!! Thanks the burger!