By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 21:10 - Lebanon

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Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML
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mclovin55 0

sex and food! that's all we think about!;:

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KaintukeeBob 13

You misheard. He said, "bugger". You should have rolled over and spread your cheeks =D

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claudia8D 0

haha, that just plain sucks that he craves a burger more than u.

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supermike1123 0

food plus sex....... DUDE I need to do that

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UnanomousGurl 0

SHE SHOULDVE OFFERED HER FILLET MIGNON XD

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phatskaterduder 0

supermike you read my mind

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kissyxoxo 0

Perhaps he was referring to a fur burger with a side of fries. (;

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anonymous_guy589 1

Sex with you gives her the munchies?!? Lmfoa

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mclovin55 0

sex and food! that's all we think about!;:

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KingDingALing 9

And *******! WOOOO!

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mrtboomer2 0

hell yes food and sex best 2 things.

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DaveOnDope 4

Burgerz n boobies? Hell yeah! Doggy style gives me a place to put a pizza on her ass. Beerz always fall over dammit!

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Zeus1070 17

She wasn't making a comeback. She was stating a fact.

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Zeus1070 17

She wasn't making a comeback. She was stating a fact.

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evelaaaan 0

get better in bed and he wont say that!

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iSCREAMMM 0

Don't give him a burger! Just make him a damn sandwich !

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KaintukeeBob 13

You misheard. He said, "bugger". You should have rolled over and spread your cheeks =D

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Mapholisto 7

Isn't it fiancé for men and fiancée for women?

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justsayfuck 5

One is for men and the other for women. I did not say 'e'.

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login6437 0

no your not right. although I wouldn't know because your comment was to boring for me to finish reading.. but I'm gunna go with not right.

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reider69 0

who listens to korn anymore? they should of stopped after follow the leader!

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bannedforlife 0

Not just grammar Nazis. Also people who don't want to be completely ******* ignorant like you. Dumb ass. FYL.

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ghostlilac 25

It's a word with French origins. In French, nouns are classified as either masculine or feminine. (There is no gender specification of nouns in English.) Some words are made feminine by simply adding an "e" to the end. Therefore, "fiancé" is a masculine word, made feminine by adding "e", ergo "fiancée". The more you know :)

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corambis 13

You should have replied with "What I wouldn't give for a decent sized wiener right now".

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okayibelieveyou 1

hahahahah agreeed !

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mrdaddy 0

funny that was good, but he really just wanted to eat your pussy sugar.

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