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a tractor? doesn't sound like mid life crisis to me. sounds like he's starting a farm. all you need now is some animals.

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Right bro? It sucks! But seriously though, stop with the bro comments, it's so old now. Doesn't anybody pay attention when other commenters say that?

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21- It's annoying when it's overused. Which is is on nearly every FML. Not to mention everywhere else too.

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^ Hm. The only word I managed to decipher there was "dumbass". Well, I am neither a linguist nor an anthropologist but I'd say the caveman who scrawled that must have been lamenting its own inability to think. It's okay, caveman. We understand that you're a dumbass.

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hey amanda, how exactly does one "...ride around on dumbass"? is that some kind of new, man made material for roads? I could see how that works: contractor "I'm so glad you called me to pave your driveway, what would you like: pea gravel, cement, blacktop or we have this new material called dumbass and its great."

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I'm not defending anything, but I have a full sized tractor for like 3-4 acres of land. I guess people just like to keep up with the Jones'

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In my opinion, the best cars are old fashioned ones. Cadillacs, Chevrolets etc. I can't take modern 'supercars' seriously because Michael Bay exists. For this reason, I'd rather own a tractor than a Porsche or a Ferrari. But I'd rather own a Plymouth Roadrunner or a '71 Impala than a tractor.

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Modern super cars a very nice. But a Porsche and a Ferrari are not super cars. Bugatti Veyron is as well as the SLR Mclaren as 2 examples.

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Um I think cars are better to obsess about I mean if my dad went through a mid-life crisis and bought a camaro he would never see it again. Miiiiinnnnnneeeeee

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Idk what tractors you have been riding 66 but i dont see the "fun" in tractor pulls. What do those things top at anyways? Lol 20mph?

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I think op is implying that he will be expected to help farm during his summer holidays. Hence the tractor.

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I don't think it's too bad either. At least he's not referring to himself as "Memnoch of Pleiades" now.

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Tractors help feed the world! Without modern technology we would not have enough food to feed our growing population!

Spend your holidays borrowing his tractor to pick up boys/girls literally instead! I'm sure you'll have just as much fun. :)

a tractor? doesn't sound like mid life crisis to me. sounds like he's starting a farm. all you need now is some animals.

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15- But he didn't say road, he said highway. The place where you drive 100 km/h... I'm pretty sure that would be illegal.

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We drive our RTV and tractors down the highway legally, because we have an orange sign in the shape of a triangle on the back of them.

Hey, it worked great for the dude on "Green Acres!" He got a tractor and was nailing a hot blonde out in the country. Let's see a fuckin' tiny sports car do that for you!

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You're not going to make me sing, are you? *clears throat* Green Acres is the place for me Farm livin' is the life for me Land spreadin' out so far and wide Keep Manhattan, just give me that countryside. Take it...

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Ah, nevermind. It was taking me forever to realize your comment. I thought what you were saying made no sense. Sorry, that's what finals do to you, though.

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#61, sorry about that. Just sing "The Ballad of Jed Clampett" a few hundred times and that will in-stick the "Green Acres" theme. YWIA Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Jed...

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