By Anonymous - 31/05/2012 10:22 - United Kingdom
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hey amanda, how exactly does one "...ride around on dumbass"? is that some kind of new, man made material for roads? I could see how that works: contractor "I'm so glad you called me to pave your driveway, what would you like: pea gravel, cement, blacktop or we have this new material called dumbass and its great."
In my opinion, the best cars are old fashioned ones. Cadillacs, Chevrolets etc. I can't take modern 'supercars' seriously because Michael Bay exists. For this reason, I'd rather own a tractor than a Porsche or a Ferrari. But I'd rather own a Plymouth Roadrunner or a '71 Impala than a tractor.
I'm sorry, that sucks! at least he ain't obsessed over cars.....
I don't understand why this is so bad? So it's not a bad ass car.. Tractors hold value better anyway.
a tractor? doesn't sound like mid life crisis to me. sounds like he's starting a farm. all you need now is some animals.
You'd look like a boss driving it down the highway! But then again, you'd probably get arrested, so nevermind.
Hey, it worked great for the dude on "Green Acres!" He got a tractor and was nailing a hot blonde out in the country. Let's see a fuckin' tiny sports car do that for you!