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  boofgall  |  16

Right bro? It sucks!

But seriously though, stop with the bro comments, it's so old now. Doesn't anybody pay attention when other commenters say that?

  Llamacod  |  11

hey amanda, how exactly does one "...ride around on dumbass"? is that some kind of new, man made material for roads? I could see how that works: contractor "I'm so glad you called me to pave your driveway, what would you like: pea gravel, cement, blacktop or we have this new material called dumbass and its great."

  skoob1  |  12

I'm not defending anything, but I have a full sized tractor for like 3-4 acres of land. I guess people just like to keep up with the Jones'

  wallandpiece  |  16

In my opinion, the best cars are old fashioned ones. Cadillacs, Chevrolets etc. I can't take modern 'supercars' seriously because Michael Bay exists. For this reason, I'd rather own a tractor than a Porsche or a Ferrari.

But I'd rather own a Plymouth Roadrunner or a '71 Impala than a tractor.

  nonnieluv  |  9

Um I think cars are better to obsess about I mean if my dad went through a mid-life crisis and bought a camaro he would never see it again. Miiiiinnnnnneeeeee

By  perdix  |  29

Hey, it worked great for the dude on "Green Acres!"

He got a tractor and was nailing a hot blonde out in the country. Let's see a fuckin' tiny sports car do that for you!

  perdix  |  29

You're not going to make me sing, are you?

*clears throat*

Green Acres is the place for me
Farm livin' is the life for me
Land spreadin' out so far and wide
Keep Manhattan, just give me that countryside.

Take it...

  perdix  |  29

#61, sorry about that. Just sing "The Ballad of Jed Clampett" a few hundred times and that will in-stick the "Green Acres" theme.


Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Jed...