Hangry for that Mickey D's

By anonymous - 23/07/2021 07:59

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Today, I was in bed with my boyfriend, starting to get intimate with him, when one of his friends walked into the room, grabbed my leg, and pulled me onto the floor. His reason? He was hungry and wanted to go to McDonald's. FML
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DoctorPALO 14

Just how old ARE you people?

TomeDr 24

Umm.. that’s assault. Did your boyfriend do anything about this idiot friend? Yell at him or toss him out?

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That sounds like a stupid reason. Are you sure he wasn't just pulling your leg?

TomeDr 24

Umm.. that’s assault. Did your boyfriend do anything about this idiot friend? Yell at him or toss him out?

You think that's assault?! Have you seen the sodium contest of McDonald's menu? That's a lot assault!

And just when you were about to get the Big Mac! Actually, I don't know how your boyfriend is endowed. Maybe you were denied the McNugget?

Well, if she's lucky, he might have given her the Big N' Tasty.

Marcella1016 31

After he samples her Filet o Fish?

Da-da, da-da-da -- I'm lovin' it!

DoctorPALO 14

Just how old ARE you people?

sch00ln3rd 3

My first thought too!

Being cock-blocked by Ronald McDonald is a new low, I must say. You deserve a break today!

I hope your boyfriend kicked him out for assaulting you.

OP: "....and that's when I crushed his skull, Your Honor."