Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started...

By Anonymous - 16/03/2012 20:23 - Ireland

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2016 06:59 - United States - Atwater

Today, my husband and I were getting frisky. All was going well until I decided to go down on him, causing him to freak out, thinking I was going for his butt, ending the night with a black eye from being knee'd in the face. FML

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By righthook - 08/04/2015 19:56 - United States

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 08:29 - United States - Inglewood

Today, I tried to be cute by sitting on top of my boyfriend's belly. While getting on top, I accidentally kneed him in his nuts. In pain, he jolted his head up and ended up banging his head against mine. Now I have a black eye and he can't walk without waddling. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2013 03:55 - United States - Redlands

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate on the bathroom floor. Somehow my nose managed to start bleeding, so he bent me over the tub and kept going because he didn't want to "ruin the moment". FML

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By LaLa - 09/01/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML

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By bloody good time - 23/11/2019 05:00

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By C0r1nn3 - 07/06/2012 04:02 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bed after a round of amazing sex. He decided it would be a great time to stick his finger up my nose. FML

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Saturday 17 March 2012 1:57

Is it just me or did the word "diddlestick" make everyone's day?

Feared 9

Saturday 17 March 2012 2:02

Fiddle with his diddlestick, and he didn't forgive?... Aw fiddlesticks :(

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BD_Swingin 0

Saturday 17 March 2012 4:10

The names people come up with..

Angelina93 6

Saturday 17 March 2012 4:10

diddlestick? Haha!

meggieeee51 9

Saturday 17 March 2012 4:31

He should have cleaned up and got back in the game.

Llamacod 11

Saturday 17 March 2012 5:46

Exactly!

srs328 6

Saturday 17 March 2012 4:40

I think people need to stfu about these dumb words for a dick. diddlestick seriously is OP high?

fourthfloor 3

Saturday 17 March 2012 4:47

I have always found amusing that guys refer to their penis with names, maybe "diddlestick" is pet name the OP and her boyfriend have for the 'it". And I am not sure why both men and women called female's genitalia a ******, ever heard of the word " vulva"? The ****** is inside the body, yet apparently it can be seen, licked, scratched, told what it looks like...etc, almost as weird as "didlesticks". I understand maybe hitting someone accidently during sex, but a black eye and a bloody nose? You must like it really rough OP!! Or did you punch him in the face? Men get abused by their partners too, you know.