Um, no way. I'm pretty sure having cooking grease in her coochie is a huge health hazard.

Pretty sure she can since that would likely lead to bacterial vaginosis, yeast infection, urinary tract infection. and probably a lot of other stuff.

Looks like someone did their research, #31.

orr 76 I actually know a thing or two about my vagina. Maybe I care to know what is good and what is bad when it comes to putting things in it.

Everything is better with bacon

You're really good at offending fat chicks.

somethings you dont have to try to know there stupid. Tell your husband, if hes doing his job right you shouldnt need lube ;-) hehe

#89 You're really good at being a dumb ass.

I think I liked this because you said coochie! No one where I live says coochie!

Hey, kitchen sex sounds like a good time. Any kund of (healthy) sex sounds like a good time, actually.

*kind. Oops!

Yeah except grease on skin is just uncomfortable and dirty

It would be perfect.. Bacon is love.. Bacon is life..

4: Bacon, sex, and beer?

bacon after sex

Indian dream, apparently.

Ouch..this makes me hurt thinking about it.

That should be considered assault in my opinion.