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By fuck the fucking cops - / Friday 16 March 2012 18:41 / Belgium
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But as it turns out, your ticket was a sentient being who loved you unconditionally. It didn't want to leave you. Make it suffer by burning it. (Dr. Evil laugh)

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I would've said it with a pinkie at my right end/corner of my lip; after that, I would have asked for a 1 million billion kazillion dollars(or what ever Austin Powers' brother(Mini Me's less mini father))

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Woo, okay keyboard warrior. Don't bitch when someone uses a biphobic username on an FML about something unrelated then, because it's just a name.

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Yeah there was some guy who's OP name eas "fuck tha police" or something and it was totally unrelated.

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horse flys are smart. don't hurt the horse fly's feelings, now. he may not have an account, but he reads the comments.

Darn it. I can't think of anything witty to post. Well here's my 2¢ anyway.. "Don't get ticket-ed off!" :D

When you're digging in your pocket for your ticket, keep your tongue in your mouth and don't roll your eyes. Orgasm noises are also unwelcome.

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