By fuck the fucking cops - Belgium
Today, I was on the bus, when the inspector asked to see my ticket. I couldn't find it, and ended up being kicked off the bus while a few of the other passengers jeered at me. I found my ticket on the long walk home, buried in my pocket. FML
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By  THE_A_TEEN  |  27

But as it turns out, your ticket was a sentient being who loved you unconditionally. It didn't want to leave you.

Make it suffer by burning it. (Dr. Evil laugh)

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I would've said it with a pinkie at my right end/corner of my lip; after that, I would have asked for a 1 million billion kazillion dollars(or what ever Austin Powers' brother(Mini Me's less mini father))

By  perdix  |  29

When you're digging in your pocket for your ticket, keep your tongue in your mouth and don't roll your eyes. Orgasm noises are also unwelcome.