By danny5191 - 17/03/2012 02:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a nasty cough, but I went to college anyway. When I walked into class, I could practically smell menstrual blood in the air. After a few coughs, our instructor gave me an "Oh, shut up!" After half an hour, she kicked me out for not "taking the class seriously". FML
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GoW_Chick 14

He was basically saying he knew his professor was going to be a bitch about his cough and used pms as a way to explain it

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Insane_Tea 15

We all have more than one brain? Then again they do say men think with their other "head". You know..the old reliable.. the sneaky snake... Penis

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linkinpark98 23

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deLongenator 4

Why do 14 yr olds love cussing... Looking at her profile.

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gantzlord 5

If I was OPs teacher I would have just left class real quick and cleaned myself up.

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glutgyoogle 6

I remember when i was 14 & thought i was the shit.

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BABYPUNCHINGGUY 0

Im more interested in why OP knows what period blood smells like.

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j_cat187 19

Ewwwww close your legs, it smells like a damn fish market.

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Idonebeenhad 17

34 - Because they ******* can you bitchshit. See what I did there? :3

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kocoman500 2

what does the smelling of period blood have to do with the rest of the FML...?

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HeartOfLead 24

#34 I agree, ugh children these days. P.S k00l pic.

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Serquet70 3

101- I think OP is trying to say that there were many females in the class on their period, meaning many of them are going to be excessively grumpy.

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iMightBeYourDad 4

That isn't really an FML... :P

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

It is when you're the one paying for your classes.

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juliaispink 1

Ugh that sucks! Get better soon!

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gamercanadian 11

Obviously it sucks, that's the reason why it's in fml

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muzy 23

Is she even allowed to kick you out of the lecture? I mean with you paying tuition fees and all. You should have coughed in her face by "accident".

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michellenKG 5

...what does period blood have to do with your cough?

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dominic1221 6

*facepalm* Tell me you were just trying to get first post...

michellenKG 5

sadly no. im getting the feeling im missing something obvious here.

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GoW_Chick 14

He was basically saying he knew his professor was going to be a bitch about his cough and used pms as a way to explain it

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missymay993 11

The teacher was on her period, and apparently it was obvious

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dominic1221 6

It is obvious though. Just a matter of putting 2 and 2 together, come on guys. Use those brains we all have.

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Insane_Tea 15

We all have more than one brain? Then again they do say men think with their other "head". You know..the old reliable.. the sneaky snake... Penis

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mango260 9

Lols before knowing that it was a dude, I thought it was a girl on her period and when she coughed she gushed blood and could smell it..... Then reading the other comments I now understand :)

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Calyx_fml 21

He was coughing up menstrual blood. Probably from earning his red wings the night before.

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noshatsherlockk 15

90- I'm on the mobile version. It says gender in the top right corner of the post. :)

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SeeSea 11

ohhhhh...yeah I didn't catch that either..thanks!

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sydie5 12

The menstrual cycle is hell and brings out the worst in us girls; she was only protecting you from a period-enraged beating from a college girl.

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mpsteve137 15

Oh someone already addressed that. I accept defeat.

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glenysrod17 0

That's disgusting!

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twinny_sc 13

I don't understand why you smelling menstrual blood was essential to the FML. Wasn't the part about getting kicked out of class the FML?

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sydie5 12

No, it was the embarrassment of unfairly being labeled "douchebag".

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hateevryone 14

I would've stayed home.

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juicypu55y 0

Ew, thats gross to say you could smell it

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HeartOfLead 24

Dude, metaphor @ OP you should have asked her what was dripping down leg to piss her off(no pun intended, if you were special enough to read my comment and look at it... Umm... the way you looked at it), then proceeded to leave the classroom like a badass. *cue electric guitar in the background while OP walks in slow motion*

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