By danny5191 - 17/03/2012 02:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a nasty cough, but I went to college anyway. When I walked into class, I could practically smell menstrual blood in the air. After a few coughs, our instructor gave me an "Oh, shut up!" After half an hour, she kicked me out for not "taking the class seriously". FML
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He was basically saying he knew his professor was going to be a bitch about his cough and used pms as a way to explain it

We all have more than one brain? Then again they do say men think with their other "head". You know..the old reliable.. the sneaky snake... Penis

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No.. Just no. Too far

Why do 14 yr olds love cussing... Looking at her profile.

If I was OPs teacher I would have just left class real quick and cleaned myself up.

I remember when i was 14 & thought i was the shit.

Im more interested in why OP knows what period blood smells like.

Ewwwww close your legs, it smells like a damn fish market.

Cough drops! :)

34 - Because they fucking can you bitchshit. See what I did there? :3

what does the smelling of period blood have to do with the rest of the FML...?

89- Haw haw, you funnayyy.

'Period blood smells like shrimp.'

#34 I agree, ugh children these days. P.S k00l pic.

#43 Ohhh Yeahhh

101- I think OP is trying to say that there were many females in the class on their period, meaning many of them are going to be excessively grumpy.

That isn't really an FML... :P

It is when you're the one paying for your classes.

Ugh that sucks! Get better soon!

Obviously it sucks, that's the reason why it's in fml

Is she even allowed to kick you out of the lecture? I mean with you paying tuition fees and all. You should have coughed in her face by "accident".

...what does period blood have to do with your cough?

*facepalm* Tell me you were just trying to get first post...

sadly no. im getting the feeling im missing something obvious here.

He was basically saying he knew his professor was going to be a bitch about his cough and used pms as a way to explain it

The teacher was on her period, and apparently it was obvious

It is obvious though. Just a matter of putting 2 and 2 together, come on guys. Use those brains we all have.

We all have more than one brain? Then again they do say men think with their other "head". You know..the old reliable.. the sneaky snake... Penis

Lols before knowing that it was a dude, I thought it was a girl on her period and when she coughed she gushed blood and could smell it..... Then reading the other comments I now understand :)

He was coughing up menstrual blood. Probably from earning his red wings the night before.

90- I'm on the mobile version. It says gender in the top right corner of the post. :)

56- ew. Just...ew.

ohhhhh...yeah I didn't catch that either..thanks!

The menstrual cycle is hell and brings out the worst in us girls; she was only protecting you from a period-enraged beating from a college girl.

...why would you smell blood though?

Oh someone already addressed that. I accept defeat.

Yeah, he was at the abotiour!

That's disgusting!

I don't understand why you smelling menstrual blood was essential to the FML. Wasn't the part about getting kicked out of class the FML?

No, it was the embarrassment of unfairly being labeled "douchebag".

I would've stayed home.

Ew, thats gross to say you could smell it

Dude, metaphor @ OP you should have asked her what was dripping down leg to piss her off(no pun intended, if you were special enough to read my comment and look at it... Umm... the way you looked at it), then proceeded to leave the classroom like a badass. *cue electric guitar in the background while OP walks in slow motion*