Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself...

By LaLa - 9/1/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML

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By deviable | 9

#3855438 - Monday 9 January 2012 12:07

So since you didn't have sex I guess you decided to "hit the sack"? Eh? No? Ok then.

By emvictoria | 9

#3855368 - Monday 9 January 2012 11:56

I bet that's going to turn him of kinky stuff for a while.

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By emvictoria | 9

#3855368 - Monday 9 January 2012 11:56

I bet that's going to turn him of kinky stuff for a while.

kjcookie10 | 9

#3855787 - Monday 9 January 2012 14:02

That sucks OP. After he is done feeling sick you should rub them Ronald him feel better but ONLY with your hand and mouth...

ladyLALAA | 28

#3855835 - Monday 9 January 2012 14:22

Or maybe he'll get kinkier? Is that even a word? (Bring it on Grammar Nazis)

Amrel | 10

#3855840 - Monday 9 January 2012 14:23

Who the fuck is Ronald?

RedPillSucks | 31

#3856152 - Monday 9 January 2012 16:06

I'm guessing auto-correct made the post more interesting.

kjcookie10 | 9

#3856330 - Monday 9 January 2012 16:48

I have no clue how that happen... *crawls to corner in shame*

IntenseGas | 0

#3856544 - Monday 9 January 2012 17:51

I used to be kinky like you, but then I took a knee to the arrow.

TheTerenity | 9

#4360176 - Friday 27 April 2012 3:09

59 No he's right, change him of doing it, as in turn him of it, not off.

By nephilim241 | 19

#3855369 - Monday 9 January 2012 11:57

I used to be a kinky person once, but then I took a knee to ballsack

Bubblerider | 3

#3855411 - Monday 9 January 2012 12:03

This is one of the few times that a variation of that joke has actually made me laugh! Good job sir! :D

JMTS | 0

#3855882 - Monday 9 January 2012 14:36

Is OP's knee ok?

gamercanadian | 11

#3856173 - Monday 9 January 2012 16:07

Off*

theaws0m3guy | 4

#3856199 - Monday 9 January 2012 16:15

Nut-tappers!

By Amrel | 10

#3855384 - Monday 9 January 2012 11:59

I hope you made it up to him. Getting just a little tap on the balls hurt alot :/

22cute | 17

#3855608 - Monday 9 January 2012 12:56

He deserved it for being rough.

Amrel | 10

#3855656 - Monday 9 January 2012 13:07

Im assuming your a girl. When you grow a pair of balls, and get a KNEE to them, and start vomiting, your not going to care if you were too rough

fruitmasterpuff | 2

#3855668 - Monday 9 January 2012 13:14

He is trying to say that even a little tap to the balls hurt, so a knee to the balls must be horrible.

DryHumor | 4

#3855685 - Monday 9 January 2012 13:21

Maybe she can French kiss his nutsack better.

JacobWithaY | 5

#3856478 - Monday 9 January 2012 17:28

Anyone else waiting for the next FML to say "I was trying to be kinky with my girlfriend, the she kneed me in the balls because I was too rough, then I vomited to make matters better"

chili10 | 18

#3857135 - Monday 9 January 2012 20:43

29- Hate to break it to you but some women LIKE when their man is rough with them in the bedroom.

irokyoursox | 6

#3857867 - Tuesday 10 January 2012 0:48

I've had some pretty bad experiences, but never enough to make me puke.

By RawEndo | 1

#3855388 - Monday 9 January 2012 12:00

yeah you tocuhed his tra la la alright.

By Pentium_4 | 26

#3855392 - Monday 9 January 2012 12:00

sorry but this made me laugh -.-

Jakesterk96 | 8

#3857397 - Monday 9 January 2012 22:18

Oh good, and I thought I was the only one.

Mister_Triangle | 21

#3859552 - Tuesday 10 January 2012 7:06

Why are you sorry? This is FML; laugh at all the misery!

ReikageSanshi | 0

#3864560 - Wednesday 11 January 2012 5:57

I agree couldn't help but laugh. Sorry it's his own fault for not making sure you were in a good position.

By lakerslover1234 | 0

#3855424 - Monday 9 January 2012 12:05

At least now you know he is not into S&M.

Troll_spray | 6

#3856363 - Monday 9 January 2012 16:59

Sigh.......

Blazar420 | 15

#3857147 - Monday 9 January 2012 20:46

Yes, because that would be terrible if he was... wait... no it wouldn't. Different strokes for different folks, people need to grow up and respect others rights to be different from you (them) (whatever).

nothingmuch_ | 5

#3862335 - Tuesday 10 January 2012 21:34

#85, #7 didn't say it was good or bad, merely noted it. But I guess that for OP this was a little too kinky hehe

By Ugi | 26

#3855432 - Monday 9 January 2012 12:06

FYL - but F his L too - that must have really hurt!

By deviable | 9

#3855438 - Monday 9 January 2012 12:07

So since you didn't have sex I guess you decided to "hit the sack"? Eh? No? Ok then.

Pelreskovich | 11

#3855479 - Monday 9 January 2012 12:13

This had win written all over it. Well played, sir.

Pelreskovich | 11

#3855492 - Monday 9 January 2012 12:15

Just noticed your profile says "miss". I apologize, please replace "sir" with "ma'am" in my last reply. :)

asherm | 15

#3855530 - Monday 9 January 2012 12:22

Lol, good one. I don't have balls but the thought still hurts, like a phantom pain. I feel bad for him

ShyAnn29 | 14

#3855660 - Monday 9 January 2012 13:10

It might feel similar to getting kneed in the boob, that hurts a lot!!

Amrel | 10

#3855687 - Monday 9 January 2012 13:21

Thats not very common, how would someone even go about doing that?

bamagrl410 | 31

#3855869 - Monday 9 January 2012 14:29

I dunno how that would happen, but getting hit in the boob hurts. A lot.

RedPillSucks | 31

#3856176 - Monday 9 January 2012 16:08

hit in nuts >> hit in boobs

ShyAnn29 | 14

#3856234 - Monday 9 January 2012 16:23

I don't know how'd you get kneed in the boobs.......I was just trying to make a comparison, but I guess it didn't work

construction | 7

#3856539 - Monday 9 January 2012 17:51

Not a chance, It disables you and then comes back for round 2 and you have stomach pain for a while.

chili10 | 18

#3857150 - Monday 9 January 2012 20:46

I got kicked in the boob at the pool once. I almost cried it hurt so bad, but I still don't think that it would be even half the pain of being kicked in the balls.