By Anonymous - 04/01/2016 06:59 - United States - Atwater
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He shouldn't have assumed.
It depends on if the wife has ever talked about it before if she had I would be freaked out too
I'd hope if you told her you don't even like the thought of it that she wouldn't even try.
Unless she had a shit eating grin on her face...
PePziNL
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Please tell me you made that pun on purpose
@ 63 I did, but I don't think most people noticed. :P
Or in this case... ASSumed I'll show myself out.
Seems a little harsh to knee your wife in the face. Even if it was almost butt penetration.
happysmile987
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How was it going to be butt penetration of OP is a woman? Unless OP is a man, I guess that would make more sense. But still, I'm confused. I'm on the mobile version so I can't see the gender of OP
@6, fingers and/or tongue for example is something that both genders usually have ;)
happysmile987
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#7 I guess that makes sense, but I don't think he should have knee'd her in the face for it
#6 I see gender on mobile
Malsain_fml
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I don't think he did it on purpose, I am pretty sure that the surprise/fear led him to react in the moment rising one leg or bending them uncontrollably.
#9, it's clear #7 isn't justifying the husband's reaction; he's just explaining how anal penetration is possible regardless of sex.
#6 -you can. It's the symbol representing gender next to OPs name.
happysmile987
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#23 I understand but I was just saying it conclusively. But yeah, thanks everyone. I'm still confused, so if there's an icon next to OP's name does that mean they are female? Because for me not all of the names have the icons next to it. On this FML, there is an icon but other ones there is nothing.
On my phone I see shoulder up silhouette like images, long hair is female and short hair is male. Not all will have them. There can also be the gender symbols I believe.
happysmile987
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Ooh that makes sense. Thanks #46!
Also some pictures will be bordered pink for female and blue for male-
Black Eye Down!
I guess he really didn't want to do it in the butt, in the butt.
OP: *knees down* Boyfriend: "What what?"
Sorry to hear that OP, I'm sure it was an accident!
Butt-er luck next time
LMFAO!
corky1992
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What were you doing for him to think you were going for his butt? You'd think it'd be pretty obvious what you were going for.
JMichael
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She had that shit eatin grin on her face.
13... Why... *groan*
jgriff79
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Maybe the ***** in her hand had something to do with it.
bad_boyfriend
10
Pssh dude doesn't know what he is missing. If she wants to get wifed up, she better eat it like groceries.
She's already wifed up..
People on this app seem to have a hard time taking a joke
I don't think it's wise to take advice from someone with the name bad boyfriend
That was advice? I'm not even totally sure what he said...
bad_boyfriend
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Yeah, but my girlfriend eats the ass. So I got that going for me, which is nice.
Ok, "badbitch23".
What angle did you go to make him think that you were going for his bum :s like seriously this makes no sense
Did you do something or did something happen in the past to cause such a harsh reaction? Should tell him he'll never get head again if that's his reaction for no logical reason.
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Seems a little harsh to knee your wife in the face. Even if it was almost butt penetration.
I guess he really didn't want to do it in the butt, in the butt.