Today, I was at the pool, casually flirting with one of the lifeguards. He said that he would gladly give me CPR, in the event that I needed it. I laughed and thanked him, stating that it was a sweet idea, even though I wouldn't be needing assistance. I then choked on my bottled water. FML
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Heartless234
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Aw that's embarrassing. Hey sometimes I choke on my saliva :D.
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JStromberg
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lol
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JStromberg
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lol
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sublime93
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Fucking boring.
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UrbanerMezei
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Hurray for sluts from California.
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lmmmr
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What makes her a slut?
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CFR
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yes #34, enlighten us as to why the OP is a slut.
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HahaYDI
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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SirAwesome
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agree with 29. Once again, FML needs a 3rd option - "who cares?"
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xjordanxjadedx
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i effing hate the word 'cutely.'
it is not in ANY WAY cute.
at all.
-.-
how is this even an FML?
maybe you're get that CPR after all, yeah?
it is not in ANY WAY cute.
at all.
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how is this even an FML?
maybe you're get that CPR after all, yeah?
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xjordanxjadedx
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*you'll.
and YDI.
and YDI.
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generalsmith2
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nobody said cutely but you.
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winemysavior
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hurray
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hellokittywhore
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yeah #34 why the fuck does that make her a slut?? not all girls from Cali are sluts.....
please ignore my screen name.
please ignore my screen name.
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funshit123
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@105 u r a whore that i cant ignore
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carlomanden
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105 - win!! :D
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Icecream93
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@56 Please read the fml again?
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epople
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Gaha
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teentee401
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Where does it say cutely? She said "casually" and that's it
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mohomonopoly
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poor girl. i hope he was cute
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doggylover27
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I'm sorry, I just don't get it. Why is this an FML? Nothing bad happened.
Like, a cute lifeguard told you he'd give you CPR, that's awesome!
Then, you choke.. oooh what's so bad about htat?
Like, a cute lifeguard told you he'd give you CPR, that's awesome!
Then, you choke.. oooh what's so bad about htat?
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mannix_fml
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It was mean't to be, dum dum!
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Intoxicunt
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Maybe he made you do that with his telekinetic powers.
But I really don't think you'd need CPR for inhaling a small amount of water.
And I take it it was a small amount because you can't hold that much in your mouth at once.
Probably not even enough to pass out from.
Just cough and maybe puke for a while, and you're fine.
But I really don't think you'd need CPR for inhaling a small amount of water.
And I take it it was a small amount because you can't hold that much in your mouth at once.
Probably not even enough to pass out from.
Just cough and maybe puke for a while, and you're fine.
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murderofcrows
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LOL! That's funny. Haha
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13thQueen
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Hahahahahaha. This is funny.
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Vapourstreak
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LOL!
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Heartless234
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Aw that's embarrassing. Hey sometimes I choke on my saliva :D.
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girandwogpig
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How in the hell is that possible #10?
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CanadianMuse
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if #10 or OP swallows the water & it goes down the wrong hole it's very possible ...
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muffinlovexD
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Thanks for the little bit of information, #10
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brrrx
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At least you weren't "casually trying to bump into him."
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Everlost
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this belongs to mylifeisaverage.com