By Anonymous - United States
Today, I was at the pool, casually flirting with one of the lifeguards. He said that he would gladly give me CPR, in the event that I needed it. I laughed and thanked him, stating that it was a sweet idea, even though I wouldn't be needing assistance. I then choked on my bottled water. FML
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  doggylover27  |  0

I'm sorry, I just don't get it. Why is this an FML? Nothing bad happened.
Like, a cute lifeguard told you he'd give you CPR, that's awesome!
Then, you choke.. oooh what's so bad about htat?

By  Intoxicunt  |  5

Maybe he made you do that with his telekinetic powers.
But I really don't think you'd need CPR for inhaling a small amount of water.
And I take it it was a small amount because you can't hold that much in your mouth at once.
Probably not even enough to pass out from.
Just cough and maybe puke for a while, and you're fine.