Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started...

By Anonymous - 16/03/2012 20:23 - Ireland

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2016 06:59 - United States - Atwater

Today, my husband and I were getting frisky. All was going well until I decided to go down on him, causing him to freak out, thinking I was going for his butt, ending the night with a black eye from being knee'd in the face. FML

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By Username - 22/02/2010 05:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2022 12:00 - United States - Fpo

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. Once we were cool, we decided to have makeup sex. I tried to change position so we could 69, but I then accidently kicked him in the head. He thinks I did it on purpose. FML

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The heat of the moment

By righthook - 08/04/2015 19:56 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He was about to make me come so I lifted my arm above my head with pleasure. I accidently punched him in the eye, hard enough that he had to stop for a while because he said he felt dizzy. FML

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Romance isn't dead

By broken - 13/09/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 08:29 - United States - Inglewood

Today, I tried to be cute by sitting on top of my boyfriend's belly. While getting on top, I accidentally kneed him in his nuts. In pain, he jolted his head up and ended up banging his head against mine. Now I have a black eye and he can't walk without waddling. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2013 03:55 - United States - Redlands

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate on the bathroom floor. Somehow my nose managed to start bleeding, so he bent me over the tub and kept going because he didn't want to "ruin the moment". FML

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By LaLa - 09/01/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML

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Nosebleed

By bloody good time - 23/11/2019 05:00

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and he slid his hand up near my face too fast and ended up clocking me in the nose. It is the first time that I have ever had nosebleed while orgasming. FML

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By C0r1nn3 - 07/06/2012 04:02 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bed after a round of amazing sex. He decided it would be a great time to stick his finger up my nose. FML

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Saturday 17 March 2012 1:57

Is it just me or did the word "diddlestick" make everyone's day?

Feared 9

Saturday 17 March 2012 2:02

Fiddle with his diddlestick, and he didn't forgive?... Aw fiddlesticks :(

Comments

akiahara 14

Saturday 17 March 2012 8:46

diddlestick... that's all anyone read.

SwtCherryPie 26

Saturday 17 March 2012 12:17

That word makes me laugh.

Tsujionmai 1

Saturday 17 March 2012 10:36

Next time make him wear a hockey mask with a opening for the mouth >~>

Honor916 1

Saturday 17 March 2012 11:01

damn girl apparently he doesnt go down on you enough if your getting that excited

davek 36

Saturday 17 March 2012 11:27

I used to get oral like you, but then I took a face to the knee...

sweetzombie88 0

Saturday 17 March 2012 12:37

You saying diddlestick so reminded of this one episode of new girl. Her room mate tried to get her to say penis and she was saying a bunch of other things but couldn't bring herself to say penis lmao.

BuckyChemist 5

Saturday 17 March 2012 15:33

That's the last time you're getting oral

KimberKittyMFC 1

Saturday 17 March 2012 17:13

what an asshole. shit happens in the moment. move on to a real man.

red1355 6

Saturday 17 March 2012 17:20

I'm with everyone else.... DIDDLESTICK?? LMFAO!!!! But you should make it up to him. Give him the best BJ and then ask him if its as good as bacon.... (from another post) lol