Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend with some kinky role...

By nuns aren’t sexy - 07/05/2019 02:00

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend with some kinky role play. I chose a sexy naughty nun's outfit, complete with head cover, thigh-high stockings and crotchless panties. I guess my outfit was a little too convincing, because he couldn’t get it up. Thanks Catholic guilt. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2021 16:01

Today, my girlfriend offered to roleplay as a sexy nun, then dumped me, claiming my saying yes meant I was attacking her catholic faith and that I’m a sick, depraved criminal. She was the one who offered. I’m not remotely interested in roleplay, I only agreed cause I thought it was her kink. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2012 12:36 - United States - Battle Creek

Today, I tried role playing with my boyfriend. As I came out in sexy lingerie, I announced, "I'm Natalia, a Russian spy fluent in 2 languages: Russian and your cock." He laughed so hard he practically pissed himself. The night ended in me doing his laundry. Alone. FML

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By Desertdryspell - 20/12/2018 14:00

Today, I dressed up in new lingerie I had bought to surprise my partner. He said "what do you want? Just go to bed instead". So much for that new confidence. FML.

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OCD

By Anonymous - 04/11/2009 13:53 - Australia

Today, I decided to dress up sexy for my boyfriend. I put on cute undies and a corset because they made the most of my assets. The first thing my boyfriend said was, "The colours don't match." FML

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Contempt

By Anonymous - 26/08/2014 21:46 - Bosnia and Herzegovina - Tuzla

Today, I wore a sexy nurse's outfit for a little roleplay with my boyfriend. After the main event, he said the sex was actually pretty bad and that he should file a medical malpractice lawsuit. Then he laughed at his own joke, got dressed, and went out for drinks. FML

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So frustrating!

By Justawoman - 04/06/2014 15:52 - Denmark - Aarhus

Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML

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Sexy surprise

By perfectmoment - 10/10/2009 22:22 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend called me and told me he wanted me to stay the night. I decided to wear my sexiest outfit for him so I put on my kinky nurse outfit and drove over to his house. I let myself in his front door, to which I found 40 of my closest friends staring at me for my surprise birthday party. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 03:30

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking up sexy clothes for me to wear while role-playing. I saw something I liked and asked him if we should get it. When he saw the model wearing it in the picture, he asked "Does it come with the girl?" FML

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By lollipopp56 - 26/03/2009 06:09 - Canada

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML

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By notsohot - 25/08/2019 00:01

Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's house with nothing under my coat but some sexy lingerie. He told me he was working on an assignment, and made me wait three hours before he'd have sex with me. FML

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Callyn 47

Saturday 30 March 2019 2:56

Nuns are not sexy. I've never been Catholic and I know that. Talk about your kinks, don't just spring them on your partners. It works out better.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 7 May 2019 2:42

At least that kink isn’t going to become a habit.

Comments

Callyn 47

Saturday 30 March 2019 2:56

Nuns are not sexy. I've never been Catholic and I know that. Talk about your kinks, don't just spring them on your partners. It works out better.

mazor 22

Tuesday 7 May 2019 8:49

I was raised catholic but wouldn’t mind to **** my SO in priest robes.

Callyn 47

Tuesday 7 May 2019 13:23

Whatever works for you and your partner. Just talk about it first, get on the same page.

831curmudgeon 7

Wednesday 8 May 2019 22:22

Look past the fact that Callyn's first remark is judgey, and only pay attention to the second one about discussing kinks before implementing them.

bloopaloop 27

Tuesday 7 May 2019 2:29

Try wearing a burka.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 7 May 2019 2:42

At least that kink isn’t going to become a habit.

ahabsfan 14

Tuesday 7 May 2019 3:27

Maybe he was picturing Whoopi Goldberg.

Nasdad Din 7

Tuesday 7 May 2019 6:30

reading this got me up

ozie_bear 6

Tuesday 7 May 2019 12:56

Umm ... it’s not catholic “guilt”. Try “Sacrilegious”. Imagine how you would feel if he dressed up as your dad and wanted sex. If he was actually catholic, it’s weird, perverted, and not sexy at all.

xxWTFxx1981 23

Tuesday 7 May 2019 16:45

Yeah um I hope you were not molested by a catholic priest or something as a child nothing sexy about a nun so many places to go sexy maid, sexy nurse, shoot even sexy janitor is better than Nun lol

blueknight1st 26

Wednesday 8 May 2019 1:37

He sounds like a loser because that sounds hot af.

whatsername 1

Friday 10 May 2019 4:02

If your boyfriend is Catholic and you dressed as a nun for sex, not only is that incredibly disrespectful to the religion (regardless of whether or not he's Catholic, it's still disgustingly disrespectful) but it's also disrespectful to the boyfriend because you're using his faith as some sex ploy. If my significant other pulled that stunt, I'd break up with them in a second.