By Anonymous - 30/05/2013 03:55 - United States - Redlands

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate on the bathroom floor. Somehow my nose managed to start bleeding, so he bent me over the tub and kept going because he didn't want to "ruin the moment". FML
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carleybeak 21

His action definitely ruined the moment

254 12
Pleonasm 35

Getting to stare at a white tub filling up with a pool of your own blood, how very erotic... FYL OP, since he ruined the moment for you.

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carleybeak 21

His action definitely ruined the moment

254 12
YoungMisfit 9

Love is a two way street. Sometimes you just gotta make the guy happy

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tararochelle 18

#43 perfect picture for the comment lol.

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LO388 7

51 - What you're saying is that in those instances it's just a one-way street.

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wtffml1979 22

It seems though you were fine with it. You let him bend you over the tub. YDI. Bend over and show that ass.

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noobienick 19

The bathroom floor would ruin the moment for me.

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worldclassrager 39

Well that's one way to do it but honesty it would have been better to do it later...

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xlord 27

I believe Sherlock has deduced the answer to this FML.

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Xquisite1 28

How about Crypts and sex? Since "Bloods" and sex don't go together.

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upintheorange 5

I don't know about crypts, but Crips are all about dat ass.

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MzZombicidal 36

I can't even explain how messed up that is. I understand wanting to keep the moment alive during an awkward moment but not when something's bleeding!

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Success4444 12

I don't understand how she deserved it at all... Nosebleeds suck!

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Pleonasm 35

Getting to stare at a white tub filling up with a pool of your own blood, how very erotic... FYL OP, since he ruined the moment for you.

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Vidrill 22

The banging also helped the blood flow out of your nose more efficiently. Two "birds" with one stone.

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Jac_d_ipper 10

The bang of his dang ended up being the **** of her luck.

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wanderingshopper 13

Well you had to cooperate for him to bend you over the tub so why are you complaining? Not being sarcastic just don't understand.

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tararochelle 18

It's probably where she went to avoid getting blood everywhere... Then he followed. And her focus was probably on the blood... And shock at what a selfish guy he is!

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

"so he bent me over the tub and kept going", nothing about that implies that the OP went and bent over the tub of her own accord to avoid getting blood everywhere, rather than get toilet paper. I'm with #10 on this, Unless the OP is ridiculously small and easy to move, she had to allow this.

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justme1731 5

100 - Not necessarily. I'm not "ridiculously small," and my husband can move me very easily. I'm 5'4", and 135 lbs. Not saying that she didn't cooperate, just saying it's possible.

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ClaremoreZebra 8

No offense 103, but that's pretty small compared to most guys.

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

Sorry #103 but you are an inch taller than me and of similar weight, you are pretty small. The number one thing I hear from most of my male friends and their friends is that I'm tiny. We are both small and easily moved by the average male.

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chabelo 10

ruin the moment?next time punch him in the**** and say i don't wanna ruin the moment that was an accident

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