By Anonymous - Ireland
  Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML
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  J_Shorty_17  |  6

LoL reference? <3
I sometimes wonder how mature most of these posters are when they start naming genitalia, plumbing and their "business" ridiculous names like this lol

  HeartOfLead  |  24

What makes my day(umm night...) is how he going to explain his beat mug to his friends.
OP's boyfriend's friend: Dude, what happened?
OP's boyfriend: Uh, let's say the going got rough and leave it at that.

  CRC_101  |  31

Really? Have you never experienced minor injuries, if one can even call them that, before? Neither a simple bloody nose nor a swollen eye are reasons to visit a doctor. Give it some time, gentle care, and ice if you prefer, and the swelling will go down. As for the bloody nose, noses bleed quite easily; you shouldn't visit the doctor for it. By the time you get there, it'll likely be over. The only likely reason he should visit the doctor is if his nose is broken in any way, which would be pretty obvious from the start.
This is one of the many reasons doctors don't take enough time for their patients - we have idiots who go to the doctor for these "issues." Many athletes and people who play life rough experience these things a lot. Don't overreact to it. Doesn't mean you can't treat it nicely, but don't waste your time and quite possibly your money with going to a doctor about a case like this. There are exceptions, but knees to the face happen often, and unless there are more significant complications, save yourself!

  beccaishereyay  |  11

Yeah tell that to the people who have gotten hit in the face or head, didn't go to the doctor and developed a brain hemorrhage. Or those who had a concussion and went into a coma from "not overreacting".

  CRC_101  |  31

137 - Well, you're definitely right there. Sorry. It is better safe than sorry, and I'm not remotely saying this for most head injuries. In fact, I was just referring to the swelling and bloody nose. I was a bit overreactive, actually. It just suddenly surprised me how often the "go to a doctor" comments come up in an FML.

  Isoldael  |  27

Doc's likely to say "just put some ice on it". I'm sure they would have gone to the doctor's office if it looked serious (e.g. his nose being on his face upside down).

By  olpally  |  32

Lmao... But seriously, that's very unfortunate... You robbed yourself and him from sex... There's always tomorrow op. Just make sure you don't do that again when things are getting heated again :)