It needs more cow bell!

A donut?

Pubes?

Nutella?

coworkers will start to feel uncomfortable

Yeah, they can add the same thing to the other end and it's a bone 8=8 There!! it's no longer vulgar! (: (I'm sorry if someone else said this before, I didn't scroll through all of the comments yet)

Time for sexual harassment training!

What?

#48 he's an alien, he hasn't completely figured out the English language yet

#48, your picture goes great with your comment. c:

sorry, i m french and i want tout improve my english on FML:)

Or draw it riding a motorcycle stunt man...penis in this case lol (referencing to superbad)

I guess no one likes our ideas...perhaps if asked they can say it's a picture of his boss. "I don't see it. To me it looks more like a di....oohhhh."

Seth 2.0... Ball, dick, ball, in that order...

Finish your comment! Think, man, think! I need to know what that "or" is! or... or, no, I don't.

Last sentence is the best part of this fml

The comments are the best part of every fml

Or an elephant. The balls could be ears and the rest would be the trunk!

Or Squidward

Or an upside-down whale.

Don't forget to add the veins.

And the wings, of course.