Hulk smash !

Thank you cousin!! BAM knocks out cousin

Uncle?

Yeah sorry, you're right! I'm not that good in English, so my mistake. I, ofcourse, meant Uncle! I guess it's just one of those days.. Please forgive me fellow FML'ers!

Haha no worries mate, I'm sure you speak better English than I do your first language. Happens to the best of us.

1 = nail + head.

Puny Balls!

Pow! Right in the kisser !

^ no, you're doing it wrong.

42- You kiss with your balls?

She kisses with her other tounge

The only thing I can think of is someone fancying touching your nuts. At least he wore gloves.

He was just in character!

And now his uncle's character is gonna have a high pitched voice

maybe the nuts are the only lethal targets the nephew could reach

Just be happy it wasn't the actual Hulk smashing your balls...

What's the capital of Thailand op? BANGKOK! Owned! Lol. :D

Not funny. Too bad you can't purchase a sense of humour.

Then thumb me down... Jeez... Way to be a buzz kill.

Lies, I got mine from Walmart...it sucks though :(

17- your not funny and your profile pic is disgusting!!

You should of had him hit Djibouti instead. It would've been less painful.

Nuts make him angry. You won't like him when he's angry.

Keep the peanuts and cashews away from him. He might go berserk!

Buy him a punching bag to go with the gloves so you're safe :)

Or buy yourself a cup

A red solo cup.

35 And that song is stuck in my head again. Great....

Puny God.

Puny Balls!

Did anyone else think of Step Brothers as they were reading this FML? Or Is it just me?

I thought of avengers.

I thought of Big Bang Theory!

Maybe get the Thor hammer and battle it out.

Mighty Thor kicks ass!!

On the other hand,it looks like you're the cool uncle, so good for you!

He must think he has superpowers now, since he probably knocked you to the ground and all...