By smashed - 24/09/2012 14:33 - United States

Today, I bought my nephew some giant green Incredible Hulk fists for his birthday. He thanked me by Hulk-smashing me in the nuts. FML
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olpally 32

What's the capital of Thailand op? BANGKOK! Owned! Lol. :D

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iNewKid 20

Thank you cousin!! BAM knocks out cousin

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iNewKid 20

Yeah sorry, you're right! I'm not that good in English, so my mistake. I, ofcourse, meant Uncle! I guess it's just one of those days.. Please forgive me fellow FML'ers!

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TheOrangeProon 13

Haha no worries mate, I'm sure you speak better English than I do your first language. Happens to the best of us.

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Redoxx_fml 22

42- You kiss with your balls?

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MDTeddy 13

The only thing I can think of is someone fancying touching your nuts. At least he wore gloves.

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Redoxx_fml 22

And now his uncle's character is gonna have a high pitched voice

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license2chill 5

maybe the nuts are the only lethal targets the nephew could reach

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Clioo_fml 17

Just be happy it wasn't the actual Hulk smashing your balls...

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olpally 32

What's the capital of Thailand op? BANGKOK! Owned! Lol. :D

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linx468 8

Not funny. Too bad you can't purchase a sense of humour.

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olpally 32

Then thumb me down... Jeez... Way to be a buzz kill.

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ant1078 7

Lies, I got mine from Walmart...it sucks though :(

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Sexy_Kisses14 8

17- your not funny and your profile pic is disgusting!!

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MURIKKA 11

You should of had him hit Djibouti instead. It would've been less painful.

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jjohnson26559 1

Nuts make him angry. You won't like him when he's angry.

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Welshite 39

Keep the peanuts and cashews away from him. He might go berserk!

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duckyeah 6

Buy him a punching bag to go with the gloves so you're safe :)

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Redoxx_fml 22

Or buy yourself a cup

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SenselessPattern 12

35 And that song is stuck in my head again. Great....

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gabrayal 10

Did anyone else think of Step Brothers as they were reading this FML? Or Is it just me?

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feldco1 17

Maybe get the Thor hammer and battle it out.

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Vidrill 22

On the other hand,it looks like you're the cool uncle, so good for you!

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ProfessionalTrol_fml 14

He must think he has superpowers now, since he probably knocked you to the ground and all...

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