itsemilyc
Byron Center, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Gainesville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML
Anonymous
Cateri, France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had a boyfriend who wanted to wait until marriage before having sex. When I came home, I realised he must have married my roommate. FML
BreakingTheMood
Vanda, Finland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, in the small hours of the morning, my roommate's boyfriend kicked his foot through the thin wall separating our bedrooms during sex. They didn't even stop. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Threesome weirdness
Today, my roommate informed me that I need to move out, due to me having sex with his boyfriend. Even though he gave us permission, and told us to use protection. FML
Sad_Happy_Gorl
University Center, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my boyfriend has to picture someone else when we have sex. The most recent: my roommate. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Cougartown
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
sleepwalker
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Twisted
Today, I woke up in my roommate's bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into her room, layed on her bed, and fell asleep. In the middle of her and her boyfriend having sex. He's now going around saying he slept with both of us. FML
SkinsCastSelection
France
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Leo Scofield
🌶️ Spicy
It's not the size that counts
Today, I came home to find out my roommate had sex in my bed, because he didn't want his date to know he has a smaller bed. FML
Anonymous
University Park, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Served and deserved
Today, my roommate's girlfriend came to visit for a couple of days, and we fucked behind his back. My roommate told me he just tested positive for syphilis. FML
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CurvyisCool 22
"I fell down the stairs while erect and she just so happened to be at the bottom bent over naked."
marcmaralou 15
they tripped, right?
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creeptchilidog 10
She was mystique and just happened to look like the gf
godlife704 9
wow that is one bad "accident"
diagnosed 15
To be honest with you Op you can do a lot better. There is no accidental way to sleep with another person. Both parties are always consenting so his excuse that he accidentally slept with your roommate is utter bullshit. Break up with him you can do better best of luck to you lady and get a new roommate hopefully one that's gay. So there are no more accidents lol
Al3xv3l92 24
"accidentally" dump him and a new roommate.
UhHuhHoney 20
You should accidentally break up with that scumbag.
gearhead369 20
Did you "accidentally" kick him in the balls? Sorry, OP
tantanpanda 26
#89, I hate that rebuttal. Seriously, the world wouldn't go blind If you don't take the damn eye to begin with. Why cheat then break up with him when you can break up with him and THEN begin a new relationship?
brieee 23
What does that have to do with ball kicking?
annie3217 7
"Accidentally" kick him in the balls
anthony89_fml 12
Ima just smoke this blunt
Charles900 16
What a pathetic waste of human space. You deserve better than either of them, OP.
janfleury 19
Time to "move" on. New boyfriend and new Roommate. Neither can be trusted and if you don't have trust you don't have a good relationship. Sorry OP you deserve so much better than that. Good luck.