Sex, Roommate and Intimacy: Today, in the small hours of the morning, my roommate's boyfriend...

By BreakingTheMood - 13/11/2013 18:08 - Finland - Vanda

Today, in the small hours of the morning, my roommate's boyfriend kicked his foot through the thin wall separating our bedrooms during sex. They didn't even stop. FML

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By itsemilyc - 02/02/2015 19:34 - United States - Byron Center

Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2016 22:01

Today, my roommate's boyfriend professed his love to me. I kicked him out, and he stood outside the door calling my name until he saw my roommate coming down the hall. They both came in and he acted like nothing happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2009 05:12 - Canada

Today, my roommate brought a guy home at 3:30am. Not having a condom, she ran into my room to borrow one of mine. She was overzealous, jumped onto my bed, and cracked two of my ribs. She then took the condom, left me lying paralyzed with pain, and then had very loud sex, which I heard. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2012 02:00 - United States

Today, while spending the night at a friend's house, I was woken up by someone kicking me. I figured she was having a nightmare, and since we were sharing a bed, I reached over to wake her up. Turns out it was her boyfriend trying to push me off the bed because they were having sex. FML

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Holes

By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 00:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML

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Frustrated

By skipper - 12/02/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I listened to my roommate having sex from 3 a.m. until 6 a.m. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML

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Twisted

By sleepwalker - 22/11/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, I woke up in my roommate's bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into her room, layed on her bed, and fell asleep. In the middle of her and her boyfriend having sex. He's now going around saying he slept with both of us. FML

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It's not the size that counts

By Leo Scofield - 29/08/2020 02:00

Today, I came home to find out my roommate had sex in my bed, because he didn't want his date to know he has a smaller bed. FML

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Mortified

By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

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By Arizonagirl - 06/11/2016 07:31 - United States

Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex in my bed, because apparently hers is "for sleeping only". FML

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Zimmington 21

Wednesday 13 November 2013 23:44

Next time start tickling his feet so It's kind of a threesome

ImAFaker 29

Wednesday 13 November 2013 23:44

Doesn't matter had sex?

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ImAFaker 29

Wednesday 13 November 2013 23:44

Doesn't matter had sex?

BeccaHugs 17

Wednesday 13 November 2013 23:59

Find a new roommate or move, OP. That's inconsiderate and just flat out gross. You shouldn't have to see your roommate and her boyfriend having sex.

euphoricness 28

Thursday 14 November 2013 0:04

OP's roommate is so rude. The least they could've done was invite her in. Tsk tsk

amDes 11

Thursday 14 November 2013 0:40

The damage was already done, why stop? After finishing is when they can start worrying!

Gingerette 8

Thursday 14 November 2013 1:32

@ #1: if anybody had sex in the last thirty minutes then you're qualified to sing with me!

incoherentrmblr 21

Thursday 14 November 2013 7:22

Animal House?

firegirl1993 21

Friday 15 November 2013 7:21

You gotta admire that dedication though.

daniel_dd31 13

Wednesday 13 November 2013 23:44

There was no stopping that wild ride.

Horsempeg 25

Thursday 14 November 2013 0:20

They probably were having intense sex, didn't want to miss out on an ******. Did you stay..??

Ambient25 24

Thursday 14 November 2013 1:37

...would you?

HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Thursday 14 November 2013 2:16

Since they didn't bother stopping, OP may as well start recording them and try to sell the tape to a **** company.... No? Excuse me as I head back to my creep corner.

Horsempeg 25

Thursday 14 November 2013 2:21

No #44, was just plain curious is all !

beaglegal 42

Wednesday 13 November 2013 23:44

Must have been pretty intense...

tompou6 19

Wednesday 13 November 2013 23:44

Hope he paid for the repairs, though you may also want to put a steel plate in there XD

Zimmington 21

Wednesday 13 November 2013 23:44

Next time start tickling his feet so It's kind of a threesome

perdix 29

Thursday 14 November 2013 0:28

#5, this morning, the topic of toe-sucking came up...

Zimmington 21

Thursday 14 November 2013 1:54

#24- I hadn't read that until after I made this comment. Maybe sucking them would've made it kinkier.

CallMeMcFeelii 13

Thursday 14 November 2013 2:29

I still like the thought of OP tickling them. That'd be hilarious. If somebody tickled my feet while having sex I don't know if I would be be to continue on. Or it would end up being amazing from all the twists and thrusts the tickling would cause.