NSFW: Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate....

itsemilyc 2 February 2015, 19:34 Byron Center, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Anonymous 23 December 2014, 21:48 Gainesville, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML

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Anonymous 27 November 2015, 06:42 Cateri, France 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I had a boyfriend who wanted to wait until marriage before having sex. When I came home, I realised he must have married my roommate. FML

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BreakingTheMood 13 November 2013, 18:08 Vanda, Finland 🌶️ Spicy

Today, in the small hours of the morning, my roommate's boyfriend kicked his foot through the thin wall separating our bedrooms during sex. They didn't even stop. FML

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Anonymous 8 October 2020, 02:01 🌶️ Spicy

Threesome weirdness

Today, my roommate informed me that I need to move out, due to me having sex with his boyfriend. Even though he gave us permission, and told us to use protection. FML

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Sad_Happy_Gorl 16 December 2018, 05:00 University Center, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I found out my boyfriend has to picture someone else when we have sex. The most recent: my roommate. FML

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Anonymous 28 August 2022, 02:00 🌶️ Spicy

Cougartown

Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML

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sleepwalker 22 November 2009, 01:33 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I woke up in my roommate's bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into her room, layed on her bed, and fell asleep. In the middle of her and her boyfriend having sex. He's now going around saying he slept with both of us. FML

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SkinsCastSelection 17 January 2011, 22:50 France

Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML

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Leo Scofield 29 August 2020, 02:00 🌶️ Spicy

It's not the size that counts

Today, I came home to find out my roommate had sex in my bed, because he didn't want his date to know he has a smaller bed. FML

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Anonymous 5 December 2022, 22:00 University Park, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Served and deserved

Today, my roommate's girlfriend came to visit for a couple of days, and we fucked behind his back. My roommate told me he just tested positive for syphilis. FML

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CurvyisCool 22

2 February 2015, 22:35

"I fell down the stairs while erect and she just so happened to be at the bottom bent over naked."

marcmaralou 15

2 February 2015, 22:35

they tripped, right?

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countrygirl09199 13

3 February 2015, 22:36

You should "accidentally" throw him down a few flights of stairs or off a bridge... Fyl op! At least he is/was only your boyfriend instead of your husband. Also time for a new roommate!