Threesome weirdness

By Anonymous - 08/10/2020 02:01

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Today, my roommate informed me that I need to move out, due to me having sex with his boyfriend. Even though he gave us permission, and told us to use protection. FML
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Chazzster 28

One more example - In human relationships 3 is an unstable number. Inevitably two will pair up in some way against the 3rd or the 3rd will feel left out. When you mix romantic or sexual relationships with where you live or work this instability inevitably results in an FML. When the number of individuals in a group get larger, there can still be conflicts, but the conflicts are rarely as messy as when 3 are involved. OP, I am not saying anyone did anything wrong or started out to create the situation you are now dealing with - Just that human dynamics are complicated and messy. It’s best to avoid such situations where we live or work.

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juggalo2 20

You're still responsible for dumb decisions you make. This was perfectly foreseeable. Don't s**t where you eat.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Sounds like he intentionally trapped you in a catch-69. I mean catch-22!

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Chazzster 28

One more example - In human relationships 3 is an unstable number. Inevitably two will pair up in some way against the 3rd or the 3rd will feel left out. When you mix romantic or sexual relationships with where you live or work this instability inevitably results in an FML. When the number of individuals in a group get larger, there can still be conflicts, but the conflicts are rarely as messy as when 3 are involved. OP, I am not saying anyone did anything wrong or started out to create the situation you are now dealing with - Just that human dynamics are complicated and messy. It’s best to avoid such situations where we live or work.

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chrissutter35 5

Tri pods are stable thou lol jk

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JasonThorn 20

Even in the days when polygamy was allowed and royalty had harems, there was one who was traditionally more favored than the others, and she was usually the one the others had to follow and obey. Whether they had the title of Wife or Favored Concubine, there was a hierarchy even among the women.

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RichardPencil 30

You were either too good or too bad at sex to continue living there. Mediocrity is welcome everywhere.

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juggalo2 20

You're still responsible for dumb decisions you make. This was perfectly foreseeable. Don't s**t where you eat.

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Roxy Rousseau 11

Why are you even ******* your ROOMMATES BOYFRIEND to begin with? This conclusion was entirely foreseeable, you were always the odd one out. Of course they don’t want you around when things get sour.

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DarkAngelsBlade 25

....because they all said it was okay? You’re kinda dense man. The issue here is that the roommates an asshoke.

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bl3ur0z3 17

Permission or no, that was not ok.

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tounces7 27

Don't shit where you eat.

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