Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Top comments
CurvyisCool 22
"I fell down the stairs while erect and she just so happened to be at the bottom bent over naked."
marcmaralou 15
they tripped, right?
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Comments (116)
nightwalker707 8
up and leave your room mate overnight. just before rent and bills are due..
RiRi64_fml 8
"WTF John!?" "Sorry babe I thought it was you!"
Brittin8or 12
that's not a boyfriend
dubleduke 11
Accidentally kick his ass
foxy4353 10
Well then, 'accidentally' dump him lol
not_mario13 7
The lights were off, it was dark and he thought it was you. Not his fault!