Love, Sex, Weird and Cheating: Cougartown - FML

Cougartown

By Anonymous - 28/08/2022 02:00

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 05:02 - United States

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Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

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By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

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All in the family

By notasgood - 12/01/2010 23:54 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend dumped me so he could sleep with my mom without feeling guilty. FML

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Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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By dentistrygirl - 03/05/2012 19:41 - United States

Spicy

Today, while I was sneaking a boy out of my room at 2am, I ran into my mom sneaking a man into her room. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 10:06 - United States

Spicy

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2019 06:00

Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML

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The dead of the night

By Anonymous - 20/02/2024 13:00 - United States - Chicago

Spicy

Today, I caught my mom and her boyfriend fucking in their room at night, all because I wanted to go to the bathroom. FML

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By yourstruly - 11/02/2010 19:40 - United States

Spicy

Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room next to me. I don't have a roommate. Turns out my mom thought I was out of town and used her extra key to bring a guy over for sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 22:00 - Germany

Spicy

Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML

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cacheson 41

Sunday 28 August 2022 2:14

I’d be less worried about the cheating boyfriend and more worried about the mom’s very questionable and inconsiderate choices.

poopface82 19

Sunday 28 August 2022 2:05

************!

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poopface82 19

Sunday 28 August 2022 2:05

************!

tiptoppc 19

Sunday 28 August 2022 4:43

Pretty sure that’s the idea!

cacheson 41

Sunday 28 August 2022 2:14

I’d be less worried about the cheating boyfriend and more worried about the mom’s very questionable and inconsiderate choices.

JackWood 20

Sunday 28 August 2022 4:48

Guessing he's not very sneaky?

SirEnigM0nk 22

Sunday 28 August 2022 5:40

Is OP named Stacy? I mean, her Mom has got it goin' on.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 28 August 2022 8:00

Who is he closer to in age?

Wadlaen 23

Sunday 28 August 2022 23:30

To see it from the lighter side: at least he kept it in the family...

timinator5000 28

Friday 2 September 2022 10:37

Sooo you're saying you're single and available now?....in seriousness that's low of both ex bf and mother. I can kinda understand him, but she has no excuse. I'm sorry

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Today, my girlfriend’s dad has a sword he inherited from his dad that he claims links their family to the old Swiss nobility. I work in a museum so I know most of the makers' marks on swords, so I’m not sure how to tell him his sword is a reproduction made in Spain less than 100 years ago. FML

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Today, I had to watch my drunk girlfriend yell at a cat for not having periods. The worst part is that she was at a pet store. The pet store at which I work. FML

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Today, my mother is trying to convince me to divorce my husband. He has a tattoo of a skull on his shoulder and she believes this means he kills people. FML

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Today, I found out my old high school class has a friend group on Facebook, so I applied to join but received a very frank and nasty message. Apparently they all remember me as “the Bullying Mean Girl” and all voted not to let me join. I was a nerd in high school and I was nice to everyone. FML

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Today, I found out I was getting a divorce. My wife is leaving me for my brother, saying that now that he has money there is nothing that can stand in their way. I recently decided to send him money to help him get back on his feet. FML

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Today, after a lifetime of struggles, I was finally officially diagnosed with ADHD. Thanks to years of ridicule, punishments, humiliation and even beatings over something I literally could not control, I also have terrible depression and anxiety. My mom still thinks I’m making it all up. FML

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