itsemilyc
Byron Center, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Gainesville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML
Anonymous
Cateri, France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had a boyfriend who wanted to wait until marriage before having sex. When I came home, I realised he must have married my roommate. FML
BreakingTheMood
Vanda, Finland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, in the small hours of the morning, my roommate's boyfriend kicked his foot through the thin wall separating our bedrooms during sex. They didn't even stop. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Threesome weirdness
Today, my roommate informed me that I need to move out, due to me having sex with his boyfriend. Even though he gave us permission, and told us to use protection. FML
Sad_Happy_Gorl
University Center, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my boyfriend has to picture someone else when we have sex. The most recent: my roommate. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Cougartown
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
sleepwalker
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Twisted
Today, I woke up in my roommate's bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into her room, layed on her bed, and fell asleep. In the middle of her and her boyfriend having sex. He's now going around saying he slept with both of us. FML
SkinsCastSelection
France
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Leo Scofield
🌶️ Spicy
It's not the size that counts
Today, I came home to find out my roommate had sex in my bed, because he didn't want his date to know he has a smaller bed. FML
Anonymous
University Park, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Served and deserved
Today, my roommate's girlfriend came to visit for a couple of days, and we fucked behind his back. My roommate told me he just tested positive for syphilis. FML
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CurvyisCool 22
"I fell down the stairs while erect and she just so happened to be at the bottom bent over naked."
marcmaralou 15
they tripped, right?
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Comments (116)
jacobmc123 18
I hate it when I do that...
c_wyld 21
Hate it when that happens.
Keiajacole 16
And I would've accidentally knocked his ass out with a bat. ?
Koolaidandtacos 21
That's a little to far
rmllavaneras 19
Tripped, fell, and landed inside her? That is one embarrassing moment, specially when your clothes start falling off.
xsydneyx123 28
Please don't tell me he tried to flush the condom...
itsemilyc 14
Heyyy! OP here! Thank you all for the laughs and the kind words you have given me! I love all the accidentally jokes! Yes, I did break up with him, and yes, I kicked her out of the house (that is in my name). I don't know how he thought it was an accident that he had sex with her. We've been dating for almost two years, and the girl and I are complete opposites. Next time I will be looking for a man and a roommate that don't have rocks for brains.
brieee 23
Good for you lady!
Khaleesi_D 9
Trying to find something that works with "you've got a friend in me".
someguyhere 12
If you and your roommate moved beds around it can happen. Its night and he sneaks in to surprise you and she thinks its her boyfriend... it can happen and seriously by accident!!!! This is the only situation where it is was truly an accident and everyone forgave everyone.
itsemilyc 14
We didn't move beds around. I own a house. I live upstairs, she lives down. She is quite a bit shorter than me and has an accent. This was definitely not an accident.
baseballkiddx5x 1
Fahk you OP. If you satisfied him he'd have no reason to have sex with her.
CourtJester27 12
I bet your roommate is hot!