itsemilyc
Byron Center, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Gainesville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML
Anonymous
Cateri, France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had a boyfriend who wanted to wait until marriage before having sex. When I came home, I realised he must have married my roommate. FML
BreakingTheMood
Vanda, Finland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, in the small hours of the morning, my roommate's boyfriend kicked his foot through the thin wall separating our bedrooms during sex. They didn't even stop. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Threesome weirdness
Today, my roommate informed me that I need to move out, due to me having sex with his boyfriend. Even though he gave us permission, and told us to use protection. FML
Sad_Happy_Gorl
University Center, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my boyfriend has to picture someone else when we have sex. The most recent: my roommate. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Cougartown
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
sleepwalker
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Twisted
Today, I woke up in my roommate's bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into her room, layed on her bed, and fell asleep. In the middle of her and her boyfriend having sex. He's now going around saying he slept with both of us. FML
SkinsCastSelection
France
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Leo Scofield
🌶️ Spicy
It's not the size that counts
Today, I came home to find out my roommate had sex in my bed, because he didn't want his date to know he has a smaller bed. FML
Anonymous
University Park, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Served and deserved
Today, my roommate's girlfriend came to visit for a couple of days, and we fucked behind his back. My roommate told me he just tested positive for syphilis. FML
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CurvyisCool 22
"I fell down the stairs while erect and she just so happened to be at the bottom bent over naked."
marcmaralou 15
they tripped, right?
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Comments (116)
WitEluded 13
Make your next roommate a guy.
flufee2 27
If hes ******* dating a girl he might not be gay
flufee2 27
Stfu cant we assume a guy is straight these days
sassy2085 16
Who says her roommate wasn't a guy.
WitEluded 13
Pretty sure that would have been noted in the FML if her boyfriend had turned out to be gay.
Kylz 15
He just fell inside of her
AlyssaDiannaa 20
And you "accidentally" dumped his ass, right?
lilcuz69 16
Accidentally sleep with his brother!!
Noreason89 6
Two wrongs don't make a right
bluebluhblou 15
but two negatives make a positive.
KittehFreak 25
Especially when you're multiplying!
Jessicart92 3
does he wear those really baggy pants that fall around his knees? If so maybe he tripped, I mean since his pants already were off it COULD have been an accident...
DanashaDesire 9
accidently my ass! dump him
yolololol3 17
Tell him "That's not an accident."
Jenmic 16
Lots of FML's lately about "accidentally" sleeping with someone. Is it even possible? I think people are just running out of excuses.
BlindlyWandering 17
Or since they obviously didn't care about their GF/BF enough to not cheat, they must not care enough to own up to what they did. and since there is no valid excess for cheating on someone.....
RobinGoodfellow 47
What an asshole. Dump him, find yourself someone whose brain is bigger than their dick.
lishabear 21
Unless your roommate is your identical twin, probably not an accident.
RobinGoodfellow 47
You don't say.