FML's Showdown #10 By Louis - 24/05/2017 14:37 Check out these madmen fly! Well, try to. Who's your fave? I agree, your life sucks 48 You deserved it 28 Share Tweet Share
Today, while on vacation, I lost my virginity to this really cute girl from Canada. I texted my older cousin to brag about it, to which he replied, “A girl from Canada? That’s the oldest cliché lie in the book.” I didn’t know it was cliché. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 146 You deserved it 327
Today, I had fallen asleep in the back of a friend's car on the way home from a night out. When I woke up, they were in the middle of a full-on make out session. I had to pretend to be asleep for 20 minutes until they decided to "wake me up". FML I agree, your life sucks 20 586 You deserved it 3 133
Today, I divorced my husband of 20 years. The only positive thing about my day was my pregnancy test. Yes, it was his. FML I agree, your life sucks 31 115 You deserved it 9 024
Today, I walked into my brother's house to see him unshaven and still in pyjamas eating ice-cream straight from the tub. I said jokingly, "You're lucky you have your wife, no one else could love you." His wife had just told him she was leaving him for her orthodontist. FML I agree, your life sucks 44 389 You deserved it 14 242
Today, my Google Home decided the TV told it to play 'Despacito'. It didn't. Google then decided I wasn't yelling at it to turn it off. I was. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 204 You deserved it 372
Today, I found out my father's girlfriend is moving in with us. I didn't even know he had a girlfriend. FML I agree, your life sucks 13 847 You deserved it 967
Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML I agree, your life sucks 33 996 You deserved it 312 981
Today, my wife changed her facebook status from "married" to "widowed". I'm scared. FML I agree, your life sucks 506 You deserved it 42