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By not amused - Ireland - Cork Today, my dad woke me up in a panic at five to ten in the morning, because he couldn't figure out how to type the "@" in an e-mail address. FML I agree, your life sucks 12892 You deserved it 1368 38 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Just me - United States Today, I found out that the man who offered to put up the woman I love in exchange for me helping out with his rent, has in fact been her "other" boyfriend since before she moved in. FML I agree, your life sucks 26559 You deserved it 4440 83 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Ella - Australia Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML I agree, your life sucks 36170 You deserved it 7572 184 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Mountain Home Today, I read a seemingly serious article online about giving your smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave for one minute. My phone is now fried. FML I agree, your life sucks 20202 You deserved it 147460 563 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By hatemyboss - Canada Today, I gave my boss a nick name. Everyone thought it was funny. Unfortunately "The Troll" was behind me and heard everything. FML I agree, your life sucks 10550 You deserved it 44961 138 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Fark - United Kingdom Today, I had a dream I was going the bathroom. I then woke up peeing, but I didn’t wet the bed yet. As I ran to the bathroom while half asleep and in the dark, I rammed into the wall. On my way back to bed, I tripped and accidentally slapped my fiancé in an effort to stop myself from falling over. FML I agree, your life sucks 30255 You deserved it 4930 229 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By caliibbyy Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML I agree, your life sucks 28007 You deserved it 7217 58 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By beachbirdbait - United States - Savannah Today, I drove to the beach for an hour to relax before returning to the intense workload of midterms. A kid walking by threw a cracker near me and I was instantly attacked by a group of seagulls. FML I agree, your life sucks 6508 You deserved it 488 21 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By jamjamy - France Today, at work as an optician, I gave a little girl a new pair of glasses and asked her if she could see well with them. She replied, "Oh yes, you have two big spots on your nose!" FML I agree, your life sucks 21959 You deserved it 2597 30 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Woodbridge Today, I attended a cooking class with my co-workers. As the chef prepared to cut up a load of onions for his dish, he warned us to be ready for the "typical reactions". Everyone teared up. Meanwhile, I popped a boner. So much for typical. FML I agree, your life sucks 56177 You deserved it 9417 87 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anonymous - United States - Tallahassee Today, I got a brand new down comforter and duvet cover that I really liked. I'd finally managed to put everything the way I wanted it, and then my roommate's dog came and peed all over my bed. FML I agree, your life sucks 11790 You deserved it 886 26 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By bloody hell - Philippines - Para?aque Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML I agree, your life sucks 31901 You deserved it 3832 68 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By frustratedandunderpaid - Canada - Sackville Today, at my place of work in a fast-food restaurant, a customer called in and bitched at me that her warm food was weirdly cold. That is, after she drove 45 minutes from the restaurant to her house. FML I agree, your life sucks 27192 You deserved it 1718 49 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Tempe Today, after vacuuming, I struggled to pull the nozzle attachment out. I yanked it too hard and it flew out, hitting me in the face and causing my head to jerk back into the wall behind me. My girlfriend had to drive me to the hospital for my concussion. FML I agree, your life sucks 23220 You deserved it 3270 43 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Nickel Today, my mom's friend came over. She brought her son and claimed that we could have bonding time. I ended up chasing the five-year-old around the house for an hour. After they'd left, my mom saw that the little kid had broken a lamp and a clock. She then said I had to pay for it using my money. FML I agree, your life sucks 3835 You deserved it 239 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 9/1/2021 13:58 - New Zealand Doofus Today, I discovered that the father of my son cheated on me, but with fake sex bots that pretend to be real people. I don’t know whether I’m more disappointed in him cheating, or the fact that he couldn’t even get it right. FML I agree, your life sucks 867 You deserved it 161 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By tax-man - United States - Chapin Today, my brother called me, asking if I could help him do his taxes. Since he's a high school and college dropout, I thought all I had to do was a 1040EZ. No, last year he made more than twice what I earn, through self-employment. I have two Master's degrees and work at Burger King. FML I agree, your life sucks 38210 You deserved it 9079 91 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By mookiemookie01 Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML I agree, your life sucks 39874 You deserved it 5833 115 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By WetPhone - United States Today, I was being pulled into a pool by my girlfriend. To avoid ruining my phone, I tossed it into one of the chairs behind me. I missed and it landed into the hot tub behind it. FML I agree, your life sucks 49512 You deserved it 11019 113 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By o.v. - Bangladesh Today, the pipe in the dining room sink suddenly broke open and in about 15 minutes my entire apartment was turned into an indoor swimming pool. The worst part? I was there the entire time, playing video games with my headphones on. FML I agree, your life sucks 16056 You deserved it 47502 165 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle. After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much for me and I couldn't control myself. I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist. FML I agree, your life sucks 92335 You deserved it 16145 339 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By nothing - United States Today, my good friend who just had a baby girl sent her newborn's pictures to me via picture message. To reply, instead of writing "Awwwwww" I wrote "Ewwwwww" by mistake. FML I agree, your life sucks 28832 You deserved it 63663 172 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Emily Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name Today, I found out that my parents think my boyfriend is the devil. FML I agree, your life sucks 1262 You deserved it 203 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FML! - Canada Today, my girlfriend freaked out on me because I answered her call on the first ring. According to her, it implies that I'm desperate, always horny, and just want her for the sex. Just last week she got pissed because I waited three rings to answer. Apparently that means I'm cheating on her. FML I agree, your life sucks 47343 You deserved it 6555 477 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By storyofmylife - United States Today, while I was babysitting, the toddler was feeding me banana slices from her tray while I was cutting up clay for her to mold. It was all fine until she shoved something hard and crunchy into my mouth. I immediately spat it out into my hand. It was a dead cricket she found on the floor. FML I agree, your life sucks 66476 You deserved it 10739 80 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Girl w/ the Pearl Earring - Australia - Perth Today, it was another stressful day of watching servicemen at my job trying to figure out what broke an extremely expensive and essential machine. I'm just waiting for the day they finally discover the earring I dropped into it about a week ago FML I agree, your life sucks 10098 You deserved it 4959 46 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Saint Paul Today, my daughter told me that she wanted to convert to Christianity. Not because she has a strong relation with God, but because she wants to post Facebook statuses about Him and "get a lot of likes." FML I agree, your life sucks 30195 You deserved it 3717 117 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Oraashi - United Kingdom - Stoke-on-trent Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I've been in love with for three years. Her response was to well up, start crying, and ask me why I had to have chosen her. FML I agree, your life sucks 30163 You deserved it 2866 172 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By It wasnt even that close - Germany - Herford Today, while shopping, I stepped a bit closer to a couple that stood in front of a display. The girl then shot me a nasty look, grabbed her boyfriend and started pointedly making out with him. I was just trying to buy some butter. But thanks for reminding me how lonely I am. FML I agree, your life sucks 25452 You deserved it 1825 47 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By noway - France - Cholet Today, my French wife chose the name of our unborn baby girl. She wants to call her Fanny and won't change her mind. FML I agree, your life sucks 47828 You deserved it 5285 134 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By santasadiekins - United States Today, I was camping out under the stars on my trampoline. I was just about asleep when I felt a tickle on my arm. Figuring it was an ant, I brushed it off. The rest of the red ants crawling up my arm didn't like that. FML I agree, your life sucks 34542 You deserved it 4826 139 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By older - United States Today, I was walking downtown. I'm 57 years old, and I'm pretty well along in terms of hair loss. On top of that, I recently hurt my left leg and am walking with a crutch. I passed two teenagers, who were looking at me, and I overheard "Yeah, I agree. I'm much more scared of aging than death." FML I agree, your life sucks 50817 You deserved it 2783 99 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By fordn4h - United States Today, my ex-girlfriend, who is obviously still in love with me, is best friends with my mom. Now every time I come home, she is over. She even spent 4 hours helping us decorate our Christmas tree, and now she is telling my little sister about our love life. FML I agree, your life sucks 37425 You deserved it 5167 85 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 27/3/2021 08:01 Bougie Today, I went to the Louis Vuitton store to repair the broken handle on my handbag. Upon review, they told me that my handbag was not an authentic Louis Vuitton. I essentially paid $1600 for a fake that I can no longer use. FML I agree, your life sucks 460 You deserved it 1334 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By godhatesme - United States Today, while pulling into my driveway, I slightly bumped into something. My wife. I'll be sleeping on the couch for a while. FML I agree, your life sucks 28056 You deserved it 20643 146 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By burnbabyburn - United Kingdom Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML I agree, your life sucks 24253 You deserved it 2108 41 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By WeldedShut Today, I was with a wedding party getting manicures. I absentmindedly used a freshly-painted nail to pick my nose and ended up with two beauticians scraping indestructible bright red gel varnish out of my left nostril with acetone soaked q-tips, while everyone sat waiting in complete silence. FML I agree, your life sucks 3748 You deserved it 8127 18 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I applied for a passport. I was told the first set of photos I took were unusable because my face, particularly my chin, didn't fit inside the designated area for your face in the picture. My chin did fit in the frame, my double chin however, did not. FML I agree, your life sucks 18241 You deserved it 43589 127 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anonymous - United States Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML I agree, your life sucks 28852 You deserved it 11725 242 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I was giving my one-year-old a bath. I'd finished washing her, so she started to play and splash. When I went to lift her out of the tub, I slipped and busted my kneecaps on the side. Guess who sat there and laughed hysterically as I cried out in agony. FML I agree, your life sucks 5081 You deserved it 564 15 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, it’s been over 15 months since I’ve had sex with my fiancé. We’re getting married next month. Now I'm wondering if we’ll have sex at all on our... I agree, your life sucks 594 You deserved it 152 13 Comments
Today, I made the mistake of telling my boyfriend that I once fooled around innocently with another girl. He’s now trying to force me to "explore my bisexuality".... I agree, your life sucks 778 You deserved it 209 6 Comments
