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By Anonymous - United States - Logan Today, I finally decided to stand up for myself and quit my crappy job working for my abusive father. I gave him a few insults too, to which he reacted by calling the police and claiming I'd threatened to murder him. I spent three hours in jail before they finally let me go. FML I agree, your life sucks 44503 You deserved it 3888 59 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Bouh - France - Paris Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML I agree, your life sucks 51129 You deserved it 9285 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 14/9/2020 13:01 - United Kingdom - Stoke-on-trent Second class citizen Today, I got told I am not a good fit for a company because I'm disabled. But that's OK, I can volunteer for the same role, as I don't really need to work anyway, because I'm disabled apparently. FML I agree, your life sucks 1499 You deserved it 358 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Canada - Toronto Today, after months of apartment hunting with my boyfriend, he told me he had found a fantastic place that was really inexpensive. It seemed way too good to be true. It was. He took me to a storage unit. FML I agree, your life sucks 6439 You deserved it 622 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I was woken up early in the morning by the sound of my mother frantically crying out for help. Apparently she had tried, unsuccessfully, to "end the suffering" of an injured squirrel by drowning it in the toilet. How? By placing it into the bowl and smothering it with clothes. My clothes. FML I agree, your life sucks 33097 You deserved it 2601 266 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Simon - France Today, as a prank I shook my girlfriend's can of soda. I hadn't noticed that it was already open. FML I agree, your life sucks 6125 You deserved it 53324 60 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By clumsy - United States - Warrenton Today, I realized why "Stay off the grass" signs were all over campus. I cut through the grass on my way to my next class and tripped over a sprinkler head, breaking it off and soaking myself in muddy water. I had to sit through a 4-hour lecture with wet, muddy clothes. FML I agree, your life sucks 12164 You deserved it 29599 69 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By madafgf Today, I was at my bf's house (we are long distance, about 5 hours apart). I found an entire drawer of another woman's clothing and belongings. He told me that they were his ex's, but I don't believe him. I thought he was the love of my life and I'm realizing I'm just his side piece. FML I agree, your life sucks 4592 You deserved it 531 13 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I met a girl who's the whole package: brains, beauty, shared interests, great personality, single, and into me. Too bad I married my bitchy, depressive high school girlfriend who said she'd kill herself if I didn't. Sometimes, she still tells me she'll do it if we divorce. I believe her. FML I agree, your life sucks 50268 You deserved it 23911 269 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By my kids smell bad Today, I got into a screaming match with the mother of my kids. I told her they need to bathe more often. According to her, anything more than once a week is excessive and bad for their skin. My kids play sports and smell like puppies from the pound. She doesn’t care. FML I agree, your life sucks 2274 You deserved it 179 19 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By neighbour hell - Norway - Kristiansand Today, after 2 months of my new neighbours' kids throwing rocks at our cars, constantly swearing at us, bullying my siblings in and out of school, and vandalising our property, their mother has convinced the landlord that we're the ones out of control. FML I agree, your life sucks 50948 You deserved it 2680 99 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By yuuupyup - United States - Somerset Today, while driving home, I realized I forgot my house key. Luckily, when I arrived home, someone had already broken into my house. Guess I didn't need the key. FML I agree, your life sucks 26349 You deserved it 2031 85 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anotherfmladdict - United States - Muscatine Today, my 15-year-old daughter said she wanted to become a "baby name expert". I chortled, until I looked it up. They actually exist. FML I agree, your life sucks 38918 You deserved it 5250 106 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anonymous - United States Today, my boyfriend told me there was a tick on my shoulder and that he would remove it so I shouldn't worry. After about a half hour, lots of blood, and a ton of pain, he told me it was just a mole. FML I agree, your life sucks 35766 You deserved it 5025 127 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By wtfiswronghere - United States - Jacksonville Today, my grandmother insisted that Mexicans sacrifice humans every year as part of their Catholic religion. The Swaggart guy on TV said so, and apparently, he can't be wrong, ever. FML I agree, your life sucks 19618 You deserved it 1366 60 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, my eight year old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mind-fucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML I agree, your life sucks 40262 You deserved it 3905 237 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Meg - United States Today, I found out the identity of the pervert who's been staring at me through my bedroom window in the late hours of the night. My parents and I decided to set out a trap for 'him' instead of reporting to our local cop. Turns out, we caught my 37 year-old neighbor in the act. He's the cop. FML I agree, your life sucks 51212 You deserved it 2800 132 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By hisgirl4life - United States Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML I agree, your life sucks 39097 You deserved it 8704 163 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Las Vegas Today, my wife has a bruise on her cheek from a nasty trip while practicing her yoga. She now thinks it's hilarious to flinch in public when I get near her, and keeps telling people she "walked into a door". I've gotten more dirty looks than I can count. FML I agree, your life sucks 66180 You deserved it 5146 173 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Compton Today, I was at a pool party with my friends. I really had to pass gas so I moved a bit from the group and let it rip. Instead of bubbles surfacing a brown cloud of poo rose instead. FML I agree, your life sucks 1509 You deserved it 3093 12 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Israel Today, the girl who I was in love with for almost seven years listed me on facebook as her "Brother." FML I agree, your life sucks 37947 You deserved it 6427 240 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By kinlin Today, an attractive woman looked in my direction and smiled. My wife saw this and stomped on my foot, and I screamed like a little girl from the pain. People turned and stared. FML I agree, your life sucks 3952 You deserved it 893 17 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Kyley - United States Today, I was broken up with via a cereal analogy. Apparently, I'm a Cheerio and all he wants is a Froot Loop. FML I agree, your life sucks 26005 You deserved it 2367 95 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By NeverGonnaGetIt - United States - Wayne Today, I went on my 56th job interview since graduating from college 3 months ago. I am 31 years old and I spent 11 years in college. I only graduated with a Bachelor's Degree after all those years, but I am still not qualified for anything due to how long it took me to complete my degree. FML I agree, your life sucks 1830 You deserved it 1446 44 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I was driving home from work with the window down. I felt what I thought was rain coming through the window, until I looked over and realized it was urine mist coming from the cattle truck next to me. FML I agree, your life sucks 36168 You deserved it 3507 69 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By fucking mafia or what?? - United States - Marysville Today, I opened the door to go out for groceries. Lying on my doorstep was a pile of poop. A piece of paper was taped to the ground beside it that read, "Do it again and you'll get more than dog shit." I don't have the slightest clue who I pissed off, or how. FML I agree, your life sucks 35885 You deserved it 3431 111 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, my grandma is refusing to talk to me because I didn't answer her phone calls while we were at a parade. I was in it. FML I agree, your life sucks 29757 You deserved it 2052 32 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ThePopeMan - United States Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML I agree, your life sucks 68962 You deserved it 22998 109 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Oops - United States Today, I was at a party and saw an old friend from college. I went up to her asking how she was and how her family was. She went on to tell me that her husband left her a month ago and started crying. I told her that he was an ass anyway and that she didn't need him. Turns out he died. FML I agree, your life sucks 37501 You deserved it 14872 72 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By single - 27/3/2020 05:15 - Canada The Boxer Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I checked the box with the ring to make sure it was still there, and saw a piece of paper in it. It said, "No." FML I agree, your life sucks 2203 You deserved it 160 12 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anonymous - Canada - Airdrie Today, I found out that my parents don't know the difference between a foreign person and a deaf person. They've been yelling at our exchange student for the past 2 days. FML I agree, your life sucks 26929 You deserved it 1752 101 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Canada Today, I got in my car. When I sat down, I realized a cat had got in the back seat. The cat startled me so I jumped out and slammed the door. Locking myself out. I watched the cat scratch my seats up for an hour. I'm highly allergic to cats. I can't get in my own car without breaking out in hives. FML I agree, your life sucks 71032 You deserved it 7565 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By WTF is all I ask - United States - Mcallen Today, I was at the mall, when I saw an elderly lady drop her groceries, so I rushed over to help her pick them up. She took one look at me, called me a "Liberal bastard," and shouted for me to get away from her before she called the cops. FML I agree, your life sucks 24293 You deserved it 2474 107 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Snurkles McGree - Canada Today, my racist grandmother was complaining that the new nurse at her nursing home is a black woman. I casually asked, "Is she cute?" I'm now out of the will. FML I agree, your life sucks 36324 You deserved it 7622 146 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United Kingdom Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty girl walking on the nearby pavement and accidentally rear-ended the car in front of me. Not only did the pretty girl witness the crash and give a statement, it turned out she was a very feminine man. FML I agree, your life sucks 14871 You deserved it 49519 145 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By reserved - United States - Paso Robles Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML I agree, your life sucks 27880 You deserved it 1942 120 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By CrazedGunMan - 2/9/2020 19:01 - Panama - Panama Go anyway, see the sights Today, I could finally get a plane ticket to go see the girl I have been talking to for the past 5 months. Just as I told her the exciting news, she told me that she was no longer interested in me. Guess that's 800 dollars down the toilet. FML I agree, your life sucks 1337 You deserved it 554 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Gurior - Canada Today, the condoms I bought a few years ago as a celebration of dumping my girlfriend due to a lack of sex, have expired. Every last one of them. FML I agree, your life sucks 14855 You deserved it 48567 182 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By piliseep Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML I agree, your life sucks 3957 You deserved it 1588 13 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By HatedGrandson - United States Today, I visited my grandparents' house. While getting a drink from the fridge, I noticed the Christmas card my family sent them had my face scratched out. When I confronted them about it, they said it was the cat. They don't have a cat. FML I agree, your life sucks 27552 You deserved it 2145 52 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, barely able to pay rent while working 3 jobs, I decided to give in to the idea of making online sex work photos and videos. Everyone else seems... I agree, your life sucks 353 You deserved it 106 3 Comments
Today, I started to cry while masturbating. This isn't the first time that this has happened. FML I agree, your life sucks 407 You deserved it 165 4 Comments
