Today, I learned there is such a thing as "too much sex". After a full week of having sex at least twice a day with my girlfriend, I had to go to the GP due to a painful erection and swelling. The constant sex had caused me to burst a blood vessel in my penis. FML
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Today, after being apart for a few weeks, my girlfriend made love to me so hard I got bruises on my penis and it hurts to pee out of it. FML
Today, after my girlfriend warned me she has the condition hypersexuality and like a fool I thought I’d landed on my feet, or on my back as it were, do you have any idea how bad sex is when you have it between 5 and 10 times a day for over a year? It’s basically a chore at this point. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to stay the night. Before she arrived, I popped a Viagra to spice things up. She then informed me that she was on her period and didn't feel comfortable doing it. I had a headache and a massive boner all night. FML
Today, my girlfriend had one of her seizures during foreplay. She’s fine, but I’m not, she had my penis in her hand and while seizing she squeezed it so hard she ruptured some blood vessels on the inside. I'm now walking bowlegged and on medication to stop me getting erections that might cause more damage. FML
Today, I realized how much I hate my girlfriend, when I got excited as the doctor told me I should refrain from having sex for the next two months. FML
Today, since splitting up with my girlfriend, I’ve watched so much porn I think I’ve given myself a friction burn on my clit, so now not only does it hurt to even walk normally, it’s way too painful to masturbate, so I’m now horny all the frigging time. FML
Today, I have erectile dysfunction but have also recently gotten a girlfriend. She is very understanding but I decided to try Viagra to get things going. I had the rare reaction of a boner lasting hours that put me in hospital. I can’t win, it’s either no boner at all or a boner that tries to kill itself. FML
Today, I woke up with a sore clitoris. I haven't had sex with my boyfriend for weeks, but I did masturbate yesterday. I guess I can't get horny without feeling pain afterwards. FML
Today, I finally had sex after a year-long dry spell. It caused an ovarian cyst to rupture and ended up with me in the ER. I'm afraid to ever have sex again. FML
Today, I took Viagra so we could have sex at bedtime. We fell asleep afterwards, but I must've had a reaction to the Viagra as it was still erect this morning and must have been erect all night, way longer than 4 hours. I went straight to hospital as my penis was numb and pale blue. Help me. FML
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Top comments
Medikid123 16
If you cannot have sex anymore due to recovery time, take the opportunity to find other ways to sexually please each other! Maybe toys or using other parts of your body (such as hands)! And good luck with the recovery!
alaina1104 11
After a brief mention of sex and then a description of a burst blood vessel in the penis?
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Comments (25)
Leeono 26
After a full week?! I'd be ******!
ThePaperDragon 31
Well, that is what caused the issue.
Medikid123 16
If you cannot have sex anymore due to recovery time, take the opportunity to find other ways to sexually please each other! Maybe toys or using other parts of your body (such as hands)! And good luck with the recovery!
toaster87 19
I don't think that'd be a good idea, it'd be extremely hard to pleasure his gf without getting an erection, and with a burst blood vessel his erection is what's causing him pain.
migmit 11
Honestly, I've misread it as "good lick" first. Which kinda made sense.
xDrakeNinja 12
Well those are sure to pop a painful erection...
IAmClay 24
I'd never end up with such good luck... other than the injury part
bogolopian 12
I had a girlfriend like that once. After a couple of weeks I found myself hiding from her. Too much sex can be a problem.
Jillene 8
Im suddenly horny. Lmao
alaina1104 11
After a brief mention of sex and then a description of a burst blood vessel in the penis?
Nnzyb 8
Alaina, maybe Jillene is into that sort of thing.
thisisthestupid 18
Then I'm surprised my fiancé hasn't had a blood vessel burst yet! We been doing it like 4 times a day for years!
GlennGuagmire 20
Keep in mind, ur partners parts dimensions may take a role in that
Talis99 26
Don't believe thisisthestupid. Still trying to figure out what Glenn said.
Ashfyr 18
He was saying the size of the partner's penis also plays a role
cornyrob 33
Anastasia Steele, is that you?
cornyrob 33
Anastasia Steele, is that you?
Krovels 10
tfw someone out there is having too much sex and you can't even get a girl to look at you.
Jillene 8
Calm down it was a joke. I mean SOMEONE was horny to have sex that often. Nothing wrong with being horny.
Arashikage 18
The word "I'm" refers to you
RichardPencil 30
When they say "bust a nut," they don't mean it so literally.
lemothelemon 14
I'm guessing you just moved in together