#humblebrag

By Burst a Valve - 26/02/2017 18:00 - Australia

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Today, I learned there is such a thing as "too much sex". After a full week of having sex at least twice a day with my girlfriend, I had to go to the GP due to a painful erection and swelling. The constant sex had caused me to burst a blood vessel in my penis. FML
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Medikid123 16
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If you cannot have sex anymore due to recovery time, take the opportunity to find other ways to sexually please each other! Maybe toys or using other parts of your body (such as hands)! And good luck with the recovery!

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alaina1104 11
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After a brief mention of sex and then a description of a burst blood vessel in the penis?

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Leeono 26
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After a full week?! I'd be fucked!

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ThePaperDragon 31
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Well, that is what caused the issue.

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Medikid123 16
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If you cannot have sex anymore due to recovery time, take the opportunity to find other ways to sexually please each other! Maybe toys or using other parts of your body (such as hands)! And good luck with the recovery!

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toaster87 19
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I don't think that'd be a good idea, it'd be extremely hard to pleasure his gf without getting an erection, and with a burst blood vessel his erection is what's causing him pain.

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migmit 11
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Honestly, I've misread it as "good lick" first. Which kinda made sense.

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xDrakeNinja 12
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Well those are sure to pop a painful erection...

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IAmClay 24

I'd never end up with such good luck... other than the injury part

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bogolopian 12
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I had a girlfriend like that once. After a couple of weeks I found myself hiding from her. Too much sex can be a problem.

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Jillene 8

Im suddenly horny. Lmao

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alaina1104 11
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After a brief mention of sex and then a description of a burst blood vessel in the penis?

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Nnzyb 8
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Alaina, maybe Jillene is into that sort of thing.

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thisisthestupid 18
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Then I'm surprised my fiancé hasn't had a blood vessel burst yet! We been doing it like 4 times a day for years!

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GlennGuagmire 20
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Keep in mind, ur partners parts dimensions may take a role in that

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Talis99 26

Don't believe thisisthestupid. Still trying to figure out what Glenn said.

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Ashfyr 18
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He was saying the size of the partner's penis also plays a role

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cornyrob 33
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Anastasia Steele, is that you?

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cornyrob 33
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Anastasia Steele, is that you?

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Krovels 10
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tfw someone out there is having too much sex and you can't even get a girl to look at you.

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Jillene 8

Calm down it was a joke. I mean SOMEONE was horny to have sex that often. Nothing wrong with being horny.

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Arashikage 18
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The word "I'm" refers to you

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RichardPencil 30
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When they say "bust a nut," they don't mean it so literally.

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lemothelemon 14
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I'm guessing you just moved in together

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