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Today, I learned there is such a thing as "too much sex". After a full week of having sex at least twice a day with my girlfriend, I had to go to the GP due to a painful erection and swelling. The constant sex had caused me to burst a blood vessel in my penis. FML

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By Burst a Valve - / Sunday 26 February 2017 18:00 / Australia

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By Medikid123 | 16

#7416987 - Monday 27 February 2017 12:04

If you cannot have sex anymore due to recovery time, take the opportunity to find other ways to sexually please each other! Maybe toys or using other parts of your body (such as hands)! And good luck with the recovery!

By alaina1104 | 11

#7416999 - Monday 27 February 2017 12:27

After a brief mention of sex and then a description of a burst blood vessel in the penis?

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By Leeono | 16

#7416334 - Saturday 25 February 2017 03:39

After a full week?! I'd be fucked!

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ThePaperDragon | 28

#7416991 - Monday 27 February 2017 12:08

Well, that is what caused the issue.

By Medikid123 | 16

#7416987 - Monday 27 February 2017 12:04

If you cannot have sex anymore due to recovery time, take the opportunity to find other ways to sexually please each other! Maybe toys or using other parts of your body (such as hands)! And good luck with the recovery!

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toaster87 | 19

#7417037 - Monday 27 February 2017 02:19

I don't think that'd be a good idea, it'd be extremely hard to pleasure his gf without getting an erection, and with a burst blood vessel his erection is what's causing him pain.

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migmit | 11

#7417306 - Monday 27 February 2017 02:02

Honestly, I've misread it as "good lick" first. Which kinda made sense.

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xDrakeNinja | 12

#7418998 - Thursday 2 March 2017 02:25

Well those are sure to pop a painful erection...

By IAmClay | 18

#7416993 - Monday 27 February 2017 12:11

I'd never end up with such good luck... other than the injury part

By bogolopian | 5

#7416994 - Monday 27 February 2017 12:12

I had a girlfriend like that once. After a couple of weeks I found myself hiding from her. Too much sex can be a problem.

By Jillene | 7

#7416995 - Monday 27 February 2017 12:15

Im suddenly horny. Lmao

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alaina1104 | 11

#7416999 - Monday 27 February 2017 12:27

After a brief mention of sex and then a description of a burst blood vessel in the penis?

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Nnzyb | 8

#7417004 - Monday 27 February 2017 12:44

Alaina, maybe Jillene is into that sort of thing.

By thisisthestupid | 18

#7417021 - Monday 27 February 2017 01:39

Then I'm surprised my fiancé hasn't had a blood vessel burst yet! We been doing it like 4 times a day for years!

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GlennGuagmire | 20

#7417124 - Monday 27 February 2017 08:12

Keep in mind, ur partners parts dimensions may take a role in that

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Talis99 | 25

#7417189 - Monday 27 February 2017 11:03

Don't believe thisisthestupid. Still trying to figure out what Glenn said.

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cornyrob | 29

#7417590 - Monday 27 February 2017 11:40

Anastasia Steele, is that you?

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cornyrob | 29

#7417591 - Monday 27 February 2017 11:40

Anastasia Steele, is that you?

By Krovels | 10

#7417032 - Monday 27 February 2017 02:08

tfw someone out there is having too much sex and you can't even get a girl to look at you.

By Jillene | 7

#7417033 - Monday 27 February 2017 02:11

Calm down it was a joke. I mean SOMEONE was horny to have sex that often. Nothing wrong with being horny.

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Arashikage | 17

#7417503 - Monday 27 February 2017 08:54

The word "I'm" refers to you

By RichardPencil | 22

#7417036 - Monday 27 February 2017 02:18

When they say "bust a nut," they don't mean it so literally.

By lemothelemon | 14

#7417060 - Monday 27 February 2017 04:37

I'm guessing you just moved in together

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