Today, I had a boyfriend who wanted to wait until marriage before having sex. When I came home, I realised he must have married my roommate. FML

By Anonymous - 27/11/2015 06:42 - France - Cateri

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By conman531 | 23

#6471911 - Friday 27 November 2015 18:40

And they weren't even kind enough to invite you to the wedding

By JessieTaft | 17

#6471908 - Friday 27 November 2015 18:39

I'm sorry OP! I hope you broke up with him and find someone you deserve soon!

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By mr_t_07 | 10

#6471905 - Friday 27 November 2015 18:37

Surprise!!!

gamermonster | 34

#6472140 - Saturday 28 November 2015 0:19

Surprise! You got voted the fuck down for posting an unneeded comment

oiler | 21

#6472182 - Saturday 28 November 2015 1:11

Surprise! so did you for posting something as stupid @44

gamermonster | 34

#6472433 - Saturday 28 November 2015 11:02

I know oiler ;) just wanted to mention that to him :)

NotCharlieRost | 15

#6473017 - Sunday 29 November 2015 4:59

why did 44 get down voted? It was needed in my opinion but maybe I'm wrong

By EverestMelting | 23

#6471906 - Friday 27 November 2015 18:38

Clearly, you're better off moving on and trying to find a new roommate when lease is up.

By robsic66 | 14

#6471907 - Friday 27 November 2015 18:39

Well now you'll have the place to yourself once you kill your boyfriend and roommate

oiler | 21

#6471927 - Friday 27 November 2015 18:47

calm down satan

deathshead | 19

#6472849 - Sunday 29 November 2015 0:45

he cant be satan, my cats satan.

KK3137 | 31

#6475048 - Tuesday 1 December 2015 16:52

Satan can come in many forms..

By JessieTaft | 17

#6471908 - Friday 27 November 2015 18:39

I'm sorry OP! I hope you broke up with him and find someone you deserve soon!

lurker_no_more | 13

#6471958 - Friday 27 November 2015 19:22

The wording "had a boyfriend" leads me to believe that she did in fact break up with him :)

By BWARD51 | 12

#6471910 - Friday 27 November 2015 18:40

I literally lol'd at this.

Tripartita | 44

#6471914 - Friday 27 November 2015 18:41

No, no, no, I'm sure it was metaphorical laughter.

By conman531 | 23

#6471911 - Friday 27 November 2015 18:40

And they weren't even kind enough to invite you to the wedding

higgysaurus | 18

#6472100 - Friday 27 November 2015 23:27

What kind of boyfriend doesn't invite you to his own wedding with a different person??? I would break up with him.

By StormfrontX33_fml | 24

#6471912 - Friday 27 November 2015 18:40

He's not worth marrying, or even being with casually. Don't waste your time with idiots. You'll find someone better.

By darksoul43 | 11

#6471915 - Friday 27 November 2015 18:41

Wow what a douchebag. You're better off without a cheating bastard like him.

By BellaP13 | 24

#6471916 - Friday 27 November 2015 18:41

Dump him and fast OP. And if you can get a new room mate asap

By FSGInsainity | 15

#6471917 - Friday 27 November 2015 18:43

and they didn't when invite you?! How rude!