Today, I had a boyfriend who wanted to wait until marriage before having sex. When I came home, I realised he must have married my roommate. FML
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conman531
| 23
And they weren't even kind enough to invite you to the wedding
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JessieTaft
| 17
I'm sorry OP! I hope you broke up with him and find someone you deserve soon!
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mr_t_07
| 10
Surprise!!!
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gamermonster
| 34
Surprise! You got voted the fuck down for posting an unneeded comment
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oiler
| 21
Surprise! so did you for posting something as stupid @44
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gamermonster
| 34
I know oiler ;) just wanted to mention that to him :)
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NotCharlieRost
| 15
why did 44 get down voted? It was needed in my opinion but maybe I'm wrong
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EverestMelting
| 23
Clearly, you're better off moving on and trying to find a new roommate when lease is up.
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robsic66
| 14
Well now you'll have the place to yourself once you kill your boyfriend and roommate
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oiler
| 21
calm down satan
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deathshead
| 19
he cant be satan, my cats satan.
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KK3137
| 31
Satan can come in many forms..
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JessieTaft
| 17
I'm sorry OP! I hope you broke up with him and find someone you deserve soon!
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lurker_no_more
| 13
The wording "had a boyfriend" leads me to believe that she did in fact break up with him :)
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BWARD51
| 12
I literally lol'd at this.
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Tripartita
| 44
No, no, no, I'm sure it was metaphorical laughter.
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conman531
| 23
And they weren't even kind enough to invite you to the wedding
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higgysaurus
| 18
What kind of boyfriend doesn't invite you to his own wedding with a different person??? I would break up with him.
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StormfrontX33_fml
| 24
He's not worth marrying, or even being with casually. Don't waste your time with idiots. You'll find someone better.
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darksoul43
| 11
Wow what a douchebag. You're better off without a cheating bastard like him.
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BellaP13
| 24
Dump him and fast OP. And if you can get a new room mate asap
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FSGInsainity
| 15
and they didn't when invite you?! How rude!