By itsemilyc - 02/02/2015 19:34 - United States - Byron Center

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Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML
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CurvyisCool 22

"I fell down the stairs while erect and she just so happened to be at the bottom bent over naked."

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marcmaralou 15

they tripped, right?

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marcmaralou 15

they tripped, right?

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False_Stupidity 41

Well, he surely tripped up at least for being such a lame excuse for a human being and using such a lame excuse.

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hugozac88 22

He tripped and landed inside her already moist ******... Shesh people it happens all the time (insert sarcasm)

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weveallbeenthere 30

#42. I up voted you but to many people here won't get the sarcasm even though you said it.

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thepersonyouknow 9

Its alright i get the joje

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nicole74 13

I hope he had a random condom on when he tripped!

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xXxGraveStonexXx 20

now you can "accidentally " kick him in the dick xD

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False_Stupidity 41

Then "accidentally" kick him between the legs, so that he won't do that again.

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EmoKami 21

Or "accidentally" slash his tires...just screams vengeful ex gf

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j_cat187 19

"Accidental" castration and decapitation.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

"Accidental" arrest.

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militarybrat 21

#39 that is technically assault that she could be arrested for so be careful who you give that advice to.

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CurvyisCool 22

"I fell down the stairs while erect and she just so happened to be at the bottom bent over naked."

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MrSassypants 32

"And every time I tried to pull it out, I accidentally pushed it back in over and over and over again."

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

"But don't worry: I was accidentally thinking of you!!"

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Daevas 18

"I was teaching her how to do push-ups."

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R2Y2 22

I accidentally put on a faulty condom too

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Meanmommy02 11

It kept sucking me back in every damn time I tried to pull out..

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thedevilspawn 21

Are you "accidentally" going to break up with him?

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BlondePsycho 43

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Morning_fml 22

Nah, he could still press charges for damage of property. He cheated but he didn't physically harm her.

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Cass_x 22

Break up; yes. Cheat; no. I won't say he doesn't deserve it, but if the OP cheats, she can be blamed for cheating, while he started everything. There's no reason to do stuff that can be used against you in the future.

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

7--agreed. an eye for an eye.

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marigoldcobain 21

Why do you think those laws still aren't used in society, #56?

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rich443 22

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.

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Maggi_1997 15

Why would he get hurt if she cheats? He doesn't care anyways. Why stoop down to his level for no reason?

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RBW_Slave 9

#7, you have it wrong. Break up, then **** whomever you wish.

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Darkness_Hate 29

Well you need a new boyfriend and a new roommate.

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sarah5745 41

Wow, so many 'accidentally' comments XD! Ditch the both of them OP, it's the best thing to do

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Vestin 18

#10 So many of them, yet no a single one follows the canonical "I accidentally [noun]. Is this dangerous?". I am disappoint.

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Wutdafuqq 24

So he tripped and "accidentally" fell into her?

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