Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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It's not the size that counts
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Served and deserved
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CurvyisCool 22
"I fell down the stairs while erect and she just so happened to be at the bottom bent over naked."
marcmaralou 15
they tripped, right?
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Comments (116)
failedgamer01 20
Whoops it seems as if my ding dong has fallen into your happy hole...I do apologize for the inconvenience.
xxyyxx_fml 4
Dump him
thatcoolguy123 14
Lmfao. "Move on" and "accidentally" dump him. Oh and also, "accidentally" trash your roommate's room and beat her up. "Accidentally" ditch her for another roommate. "Accidentally" kick your ex in the spot as well
allieyeotiab 2
Now it's your turn to "purposely" break up with him.
fabcade 14
and sadly this showed up on ifunny :(
lostone41 3
right accident happen lol
AnonPotato 16
Male cheaters need to have their balls ripped off and shoved down their mouth, and female cheaters need to be forced to wear a chastity belt.
Goblin182 27
Why do female cheaters get off so much easier?
shredder217 16
"What, she tripped fell and landed on his dick?"
Gorebabee17 10
Damn. Thats ****** up.
Tonisha1989 11
Vaginas aren't black holes so there's no accident.