itsemilyc
Byron Center, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Gainesville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML
Anonymous
Cateri, France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had a boyfriend who wanted to wait until marriage before having sex. When I came home, I realised he must have married my roommate. FML
BreakingTheMood
Vanda, Finland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, in the small hours of the morning, my roommate's boyfriend kicked his foot through the thin wall separating our bedrooms during sex. They didn't even stop. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Threesome weirdness
Today, my roommate informed me that I need to move out, due to me having sex with his boyfriend. Even though he gave us permission, and told us to use protection. FML
Sad_Happy_Gorl
University Center, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my boyfriend has to picture someone else when we have sex. The most recent: my roommate. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Cougartown
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
sleepwalker
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Twisted
Today, I woke up in my roommate's bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into her room, layed on her bed, and fell asleep. In the middle of her and her boyfriend having sex. He's now going around saying he slept with both of us. FML
SkinsCastSelection
France
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Leo Scofield
🌶️ Spicy
It's not the size that counts
Today, I came home to find out my roommate had sex in my bed, because he didn't want his date to know he has a smaller bed. FML
Anonymous
University Park, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Served and deserved
Today, my roommate's girlfriend came to visit for a couple of days, and we fucked behind his back. My roommate told me he just tested positive for syphilis. FML
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CurvyisCool 22
"I fell down the stairs while erect and she just so happened to be at the bottom bent over naked."
marcmaralou 15
they tripped, right?
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Comments (116)
Nameless_Fellow 11
Dang, your roommate must be quite the **** if she's stretched enough to accidentally fall in to...
Nameless_Fellow 11
You might consider getting her a t-shirt that reads: "Danger, dark hole ahead! ....Slippery when wet!"
molzipan 16
How did that conversation even come about? "Oh, sorry babe my dick just fell in. I don't know how it happened!"
Louie_217 9
Tell your boyfriend "really ?" haha come on how in the world do you accidentally have sex with someone? Lol
yaboi19 10
Haha... That's awesome
Staresti 6
"accidentally" tell his family.
amourmourant 18
You mean ex-boyfriend*
johntrollson 11
time to accidentally dump him
Twisted_Angel 17
Tell your roommate she can have his cheating ass. Find a new place to live, and a new boyfriend OP. Situations like this suck, but you'll be better off without both of them in your life.
sullivankeara 25
To be fair it does get slippery
FedoraGuy 15
"Whoops! How did that get in there?"