By klala - 08/02/2012 14:07 - Reserved

Today, my boss asked me if I could work on Valentine's Day because there was no chance of me having a date. She's right. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 098
You deserved it 3 361

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Valentine's day is considered a big enough holiday for employees to have a day off? C: cool now if they could only do the same for Halloween

Hey, extra money for you, right? That was rude of her to say though =/

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Hey, extra money for you, right? That was rude of her to say though =/

Ajjas013 6

Right I'm sure mercyFML is willing to hook you up on that one.

If you're working alone on Valentine's Day, you could steal stuff... consider it a bonus to you from your boss.

yeah well give home your phone number!

Ajjas013 6

Your FRIENDS are saints and nuns. You can be the Jesus of hookers. Invent some legendary sex positions. I'm sure you'll compare to Donald Trump moneywise someday.

your negative attitude will make sure you never get a date

Ajjas013 6

Maybe Google knows.

mercy unfortunately will never amount money-wise to Donald Trump due to her incessant nature of spending this "money" on cattle prods, DVD collections of "She's the Boss", and half-camels (not the cigarettes).

Ajjas013 6

If you mean spending money on strap-ons, Brazilians (Not the race), dildos, and informative sex tapes then she'll totally get rich.

Ajjas013 6

She would, as you might say, win the lottery. She'll crank the lucky lever and all the slots will align and have the same face. Then all the money will come out. INSTANT BILLIONAIRE