Valentine's slay, Successful breakups and Love: Today, my boss asked me if I could work on Valentine's Day because...

By klala - 08/02/2012 14:07 - Reserved

Today, my boss asked me if I could work on Valentine's Day because there was no chance of me having a date. She's right. FML

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ipwnallmen 10

Monday 8 February 2010 20:31

Valentine's day is considered a big enough holiday for employees to have a day off? C: cool now if they could only do the same for Halloween

pensadoii 0

Monday 8 February 2010 20:10

Hey, extra money for you, right? That was rude of her to say though =/

pensadoii 0

Monday 8 February 2010 20:10

Hey, extra money for you, right? That was rude of her to say though =/

Ajjas013 6

Monday 8 February 2010 20:11

Right I'm sure mercyFML is willing to hook you up on that one.

FerrariCake 2

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Monday 8 February 2010 20:15

If you're working alone on Valentine's Day, you could steal stuff... consider it a bonus to you from your boss.

drilher244 0

Monday 8 February 2010 20:16

yeah well give home your phone number!

Ajjas013 6

Monday 8 February 2010 20:16

Your FRIENDS are saints and nuns. You can be the Jesus of hookers. Invent some legendary sex positions. I'm sure you'll compare to Donald Trump moneywise someday.

libido_fml 0

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Monday 8 February 2010 20:18

your negative attitude will make sure you never get a date

Ajjas013 6

Monday 8 February 2010 20:22

Maybe Google knows.

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

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Monday 8 February 2010 20:24

mercy unfortunately will never amount money-wise to Donald Trump due to her incessant nature of spending this "money" on cattle prods, DVD collections of "She's the Boss", and half-camels (not the cigarettes).

Ajjas013 6

Monday 8 February 2010 20:27

If you mean spending money on strap-ons, Brazilians (Not the race), dildos, and informative sex tapes then she'll totally get rich.

Ajjas013 6

Monday 8 February 2010 20:29

She would, as you might say, win the lottery. She'll crank the lucky lever and all the slots will align and have the same face. Then all the money will come out. INSTANT BILLIONAIRE