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Valentine's day is considered a big enough holiday for employees to have a day off? C: cool now if they could only do the same for Halloween

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If you're working alone on Valentine's Day, you could steal stuff... consider it a bonus to you from your boss.

Your FRIENDS are saints and nuns. You can be the Jesus of hookers. Invent some legendary sex positions. I'm sure you'll compare to Donald Trump moneywise someday.

mercy unfortunately will never amount money-wise to Donald Trump due to her incessant nature of spending this "money" on cattle prods, DVD collections of "She's the Boss", and half-camels (not the cigarettes).

If you mean spending money on strap-ons, Brazilians (Not the race), dildos, and informative sex tapes then she'll totally get rich.

She would, as you might say, win the lottery. She'll crank the lucky lever and all the slots will align and have the same face. Then all the money will come out. INSTANT BILLIONAIRE

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