Today, my boss asked me if I could work on Valentine's Day because there was no chance of me having a date. She's right. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boss asked me to pick up an extra shift. I said I couldn't because I have a date. He told me I didn't need to lie and to just say no next time. FML
Today, I had a meeting at work. My boss was going around saying that she tries to give time off to the other managers so they can spend time with their family and significant others. She looked at me and said she doesn't for me because I have no one special to spend time with. FML
Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML
Today, the coworker I have a crush on left halfway through the busiest shift of the week, and now I have to work it alone. I eventually found out that she left to go on a date with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, two days after sending her flowers for Valentine's Day, my dream girl asked me on a date. She didn't show up. Her boyfriend did though. FML
Today, my girlfriend is locked in the bathroom crying because I didn't buy her anything for Valentine's Day, even though Friday, at her suggestion, we agreed not to exchange gifts because both of our birthdays are a week away. FML
Today, my boss asked me to pick up more waitressing shifts because we are short-staffed. I already work seven days a week. FML
Today, I realized the reason I was asked to babysit 3 weeks ago for Feb 14 was because the old married couple with kids safely assumed that I wouldn't have a Valentine. FML
Today, my boss texted me to say the office was closed because of the snow. I begged him to let me go in anyway because I had nothing to do all day. I have no life, friends or hobbies. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's job to surprise her for lunch, her manager said she hasn't worked on a Saturday in two months. FML
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Top comments
ipwnallmen 10
Valentine's day is considered a big enough holiday for employees to have a day off? C: cool now if they could only do the same for Halloween
pensadoii 0
Hey, extra money for you, right? That was rude of her to say though =/
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Comments (85)
tommy3691 0
send pics to [email protected]
volleyballx3 2
hahahah; sAaaDd.
Sirin_fml 47
Or here where "a shame" in fact means "thank Christ".
Ajjas013 6
Yes. Exactly.
Soulathyia 0
No matter what this is your fault. Theirs obviously something you are or are not doing. So YDI!
cowgod 0
I concur
Flutist 3
Oh **** that like sucks so bad. You don't have a date and have to work so other people who worked at a relationship can go out. I am so sorry, you poor baby. Let me hold you! No actually, since I have a date I need you to hug yourself. But I do feel for you. It's not the end of the world. Last year I didn't go out on V-day. I spent it at home watching movies with some of my friends. No Biggie.
bbi5291 0
The FML is not that the OP didn't have a date, but that others consider him/her so unattractive that they assume that he/she will not have a date...
Ajjas013 6
This is a private thread. Sirin said it herself, out OUT!
eddles 0
tell her tht it's ride and you do have a date! show her up
gemster 0
that can't be true