Today, my boss asked me if I could work on Valentine's Day because there was no chance of me having a date. She's right. FML
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Today, my boss asked me to pick up an extra shift. I said I couldn't because I have a date. He told me I didn't need to lie and to just say no next time. FML
Today, I had a meeting at work. My boss was going around saying that she tries to give time off to the other managers so they can spend time with their family and significant others. She looked at me and said she doesn't for me because I have no one special to spend time with. FML
Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML
Today, the coworker I have a crush on left halfway through the busiest shift of the week, and now I have to work it alone. I eventually found out that she left to go on a date with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, two days after sending her flowers for Valentine's Day, my dream girl asked me on a date. She didn't show up. Her boyfriend did though. FML
Today, my girlfriend is locked in the bathroom crying because I didn't buy her anything for Valentine's Day, even though Friday, at her suggestion, we agreed not to exchange gifts because both of our birthdays are a week away. FML
Today, my boss asked me to pick up more waitressing shifts because we are short-staffed. I already work seven days a week. FML
Today, I realized the reason I was asked to babysit 3 weeks ago for Feb 14 was because the old married couple with kids safely assumed that I wouldn't have a Valentine. FML
Today, my boss texted me to say the office was closed because of the snow. I begged him to let me go in anyway because I had nothing to do all day. I have no life, friends or hobbies. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's job to surprise her for lunch, her manager said she hasn't worked on a Saturday in two months. FML
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ipwnallmen 10
Valentine's day is considered a big enough holiday for employees to have a day off? C: cool now if they could only do the same for Halloween
pensadoii 0
Hey, extra money for you, right? That was rude of her to say though =/
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Comments (85)
Bucinka 5
You can be the Jesus of hookers. ------------ @#7: Jesus was the Jesus of hookers (Luk 7:36-50). Back to topic: OP: I assume you mean working the evening of. I guess it's not a day job, or even a night job where you get off at 9 pm? There would still have been mucho partying to do after 9, in which case it wouldn't have been an FML.
DiGiiT 0
love is a myth
Jenmic 16
Did the boss actually say or imply that you won't have a date or are you so insecure with your singleness that you're assuming that is why you had to work on V Day?
jab3553 0
funny my b-days on Valentines day and yet I still think it is just a stupid excuse for hookers to be on a discount
jab3553 0
funny my b-days on Valentines day and yet I still think it is just a stupid excuse for hookers to be on a discount
jab3553 0
funny my b-days on Valentines day and yet I still think it is just a stupid excuse for hookers to be on a discount
Ketchup_Castle 30
People always assume the same about me.
lululatenight 28
That would totally be me, except I'm an incurable flirt with no boyfriend. It could go either way. I'd probably volunteer actually….