FML : Today, my boss asked me to pick up an extra shift. I said I couldn't because I have a date. He told me I didn't need to lie and to just say no next time....

Today, my boss asked me to pick up an extra shift. I said I couldn't because I have a date. He told me I didn't need to lie and to just say no next time. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Flavorite - / Tuesday 10 February 2009 19:35 / United States

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By olypicgold | 0

#1126 - Tuesday 10 February 2009 11:36

but were you lieing?

By UGADAWG34 | 0

#8572 - Friday 27 February 2009 12:46

You could have said anything, and he would have still said, you don't need to lie. Don't take it personally, unless you should.

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By olypicgold | 0

#1126 - Tuesday 10 February 2009 11:36

but were you lieing?

chaos753159 | 4

#803912 - Thursday 28 January 2010 05:07

yes

By UGADAWG34 | 0

#8572 - Friday 27 February 2009 12:46

You could have said anything, and he would have still said, you don't need to lie. Don't take it personally, unless you should.

By yaktazuki | 0

#340771 - Friday 26 June 2009 12:49

LMFAO

By woahhashleyhazel | 0

#365759 - Saturday 4 July 2009 02:46

your boss is a dick

By Shyman4ever | 0

#369080 - Sunday 5 July 2009 03:16

Wow that's a cool boss. I wish all bosses accepted no for an answer

By Romaine_fml | 0

#529066 - Monday 31 August 2009 12:05

Well, did you actually have a date?

By 88sforlife | 0

#966561 - Tuesday 23 March 2010 04:12

Yes

By mshoes12346 | 3

#1318900 - Sunday 29 August 2010 10:25

whats his reason to assume damn... people these days

By GRgoldfish | 19

#5516514 - Saturday 1 June 2013 05:16

thats funny shit right there!

By hryffff | 11

#5622337 - Sunday 11 August 2013 06:59

Bummer

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