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That would be a tad awkward. Just a tad..
Or say that you were just getting something from your car, or that you're stepping out to pick up something you might need. Or say you aren't feeling well and you feel nauseous/have diarrhea (both are necessary things to be sent home for) and say you were coming to look for him to tell him you need to go home.
Guess he should have taken the stairs....
Or don't leave work early and do the job you're getting paid to do.
Elevarors are not a very sneaky way of leaving work......
*Elevators...
64- What if OP works at the top of a very large skyscraper?
97- Tom Cruise did it...
Be veeewy veeewy quiet... We're hunting wabbits... Just wait till we get to floor 11...
Be veeewy veeewy quiet... We're hunting wabbits... Just wait till we get to floor 11...
I'd like this but the number is too funny. So like*
Or you just don't ditch work like an idiot...
Liz Lemon?
Good idea...then a lot more persons will see him going.
Or don't be lazy and stay at work
If there is a next time.
With OP's luck he would probably land on his boss' car as he was getting in.
....attempt of a comment.
now, THAT'S what we call inconspicuous....
what was your excuse? or did stand there in ackward silence? lol
I wanted to meet u and they told, u just left...I ran for elevator.Thank god I catch u..
*inserts comment into Idiot-English Translation Engine* "You should have said to your boss, 'I wanted to meet you and they told me you just left, so I ran for the elevator. Thank god I just caught you!' I typed this comment with my pinky toes." You're welcome.
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Show it anywayHe/she is probably NOT a native English speaker, which actually makes him/her more intelligent than most Americans, including yourself. You should try learning a second, third, or fourth language and take direct criticism for not being able to concoct sentences in a structurally correct way. It's loads of fun, as I'm sure piccalo could tell you.
The fact that you believe stereotypes doesn't make you any smarter.
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Elevarors are not a very sneaky way of leaving work......
Ydi. Don't go on the elevator, you go down the stairs.