Either dont leave work or when he caught u just say u were goin on a smoke break.

Or say that you were just getting something from your car, or that you're stepping out to pick up something you might need. Or say you aren't feeling well and you feel nauseous/have diarrhea (both are necessary things to be sent home for) and say you were coming to look for him to tell him you need to go home.

Guess he should have taken the stairs....

Or don't leave work early and do the job you're getting paid to do.

The Doc has spoken.

*Elevators...

Exactly that's why rappel down the side of the building like ninja.

Shouldn't have "sneaked" out. You should have snuck out, I hear that works a lot better.

What he should have done was take the darn stairs!!!

i think OP needs to not try to cheat his/her way through life. KARMA

64- What if OP works at the top of a very large skyscraper?

97- Tom Cruise did it...

Be veeewy veeewy quiet... We're hunting wabbits... Just wait till we get to floor 11...

Be veeewy veeewy quiet... We're hunting wabbits... Just wait till we get to floor 11...

I'd like this but the number is too funny. So like*

Or you just don't ditch work like an idiot...

Hey cutie

Good idea...then a lot more persons will see him going.

Or don't be lazy and stay at work

If there is a next time.

Like in Mission Impossible and base jump off the roof and into a nearby park or something like a boss.

With OP's luck he would probably land on his boss' car as he was getting in.

....attempt of a comment.

I wanted to meet u and they told, u just left...I ran for elevator.Thank god I catch u..

I think I lost a few brain cells trying to read that.

I... No.... Brane..... Lft..... Comant.... Bd

*inserts comment into Idiot-English Translation Engine* "You should have said to your boss, 'I wanted to meet you and they told me you just left, so I ran for the elevator. Thank god I just caught you!' I typed this comment with my pinky toes." You're welcome.

Do you speak English?

He/she is probably NOT a native English speaker, which actually makes him/her more intelligent than most Americans, including yourself. You should try learning a second, third, or fourth language and take direct criticism for not being able to concoct sentences in a structurally correct way. It's loads of fun, as I'm sure piccalo could tell you.

The fact that you believe stereotypes doesn't make you any smarter.

Actually I speak English and I'm working on being fluent in Spanish. But thanks for trying :)