Animals, Cats and Awkward: LET ME IN! - FML

LET ME IN!

By Sam - 15/11/2024 20:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my cat somehow managed to lock me out of my apartment by jumping on the doorknob while I was taking the trash out. I had to call a locksmith, and now it's like my cat won't even come near at me, like I betrayed him for allowing a stranger into our home. FML

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Yudith 25

Sunday 17 November 2024 19:17

Good. That'll teach your cat to not jump on the doorknob.

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Yudith 25

Sunday 17 November 2024 19:17

Good. That'll teach your cat to not jump on the doorknob.

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