FML : Today, two days after sending her flowers for Valentine's Day, my dream girl asked me on a date. She didn't show up. Her boyfriend did though. FML

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Today, two days after sending her flowers for Valentine's Day, my dream girl asked me on a date. She didn't show up. Her boyfriend did though. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By bruisedandconfused - / Tuesday 12 February 2019 12:25 / United States - Aberdeen

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By thatkidmal | 15

#5860557 - Monday 17 February 2014 6:24

Well then, that's quite a plot twist

By wolfstalker213 | 14

#5860563 - Monday 17 February 2014 6:25

Didnt you already know she was dating someone?

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By thatkidmal | 15

#5860557 - Monday 17 February 2014 6:24

Well then, that's quite a plot twist

kalinka07 | 5

#5860569 - Monday 17 February 2014 6:26

Plot Twist: OP and her boyfriend have a nice dinner together, and become best friends.

NeatNit | 32

#5860596 - Monday 17 February 2014 6:35

Best friends can meet anywhere.

cryssycakesx3 | 22

#5860602 - Monday 17 February 2014 6:37

"plot twist" is getting down there with "that escalated quickly"

meepmerp | 20

#5860645 - Monday 17 February 2014 7:02

Well that escalated quickly

tomwantssnow | 14

#5860734 - Monday 17 February 2014 8:15

#4, the OP's name "bruisedandconfused" seem like it would contradict your idea

kylieh72 | 25

#5860742 - Monday 17 February 2014 8:29

Not contradict...they would just be more than friends and the op's name is alluding to his first gay sexual experience.

traviscool | 12

#5860812 - Monday 17 February 2014 11:29

sleep with him to get back at her!

RedPillSucks | 31

#5860895 - Monday 17 February 2014 15:37

@42 are you saying he was rectally bruised???

1tsmenoah | 20

#5861085 - Monday 17 February 2014 19:53

No #75, she is saying he got bruised out of nowhere because they had gay sex

DaMann360 | 19

#5861127 - Monday 17 February 2014 21:05

OP shouldve looked him dead in the eyes, smiled and started singing "My Nigga" by YG. Dont forget to outstretch your arms and nod like a boss

TallMist | 31

#5916935 - Thursday 17 April 2014 2:27

A twist worthy of M. Night Shyamalan.

By wolfstalker213 | 14

#5860563 - Monday 17 February 2014 6:25

Didnt you already know she was dating someone?

jazzy_123 | 20

#5860598 - Monday 17 February 2014 6:35

maybe she lied to him? my cousin was talking to a guy who said he had broken up with his gf and just recently he told her they were going to make 6 months... I guess he didn't realize? Anyway, she stopped talking to him after.

Sinsation | 7

#5860615 - Monday 17 February 2014 6:47

Not everyone likes to have their relationship on display. However, this "dream girl" has shown her true colors. She is a terrible human being.

kylieh72 | 25

#5860743 - Monday 17 February 2014 8:31

For all we know the op is a creepy perv. So she might not be entirely terrible. She really did not handle that well though.

strike2867 | 13

#5860823 - Monday 17 February 2014 12:38

He never specified how she asked him, maybe it was the boyfriend sending an email/text and she didn't know.

JustinKirby | 20

#5860876 - Monday 17 February 2014 15:13

Not really #21, for all we know it could have been a Facebook message sent by the boyfriend without the girls acknowledgment of the situation. Let's hope OP didn't know she had a boyfriend otherwise he shouldn't have sent her anything

cryssycakesx3 | 22

#5860886 - Monday 17 February 2014 15:21

although it probably is so in this case, however, flowers don't have to be a romantic thing. sometimes it's just friendly. again, although I'm sure it was his intention.

buttcramp | 21

#5860889 - Monday 17 February 2014 15:22

but if she asked him, this is fucked up. actually, any way I look at it it's pretty rude.

By zeldagirl77 | 7

#5860566 - Monday 17 February 2014 6:26

Thats rough >_< im sorry op it really sucks i had the same thing happen to me except the guy i asked out and the girl showed up... awkward..

ThatFancyPenn | 18

#5860887 - Monday 17 February 2014 15:21

I would suggest making your profile gender female for a bit less confusion.

nitrog100 | 21

#5860910 - Monday 17 February 2014 15:57

I think the fact that she's zeldagirl77 might be clear enough.

zeldagirl77 | 7

#5860946 - Monday 17 February 2014 16:48

It wont let me change it because I have a windows phone :/

SHAMUS_the_WITTY | 18

#5861480 - Tuesday 18 February 2014 6:54

^I ALSO HAVE A WINDOWS PHONE.

WINDOWS PHONE BUDDIES!

...In all seriousness the app is terrible.

By jordynsage | 17

#5860571 - Monday 17 February 2014 6:27

that's messed up to get your hopes up like that! Forget her, you'll find someone.

By magickitten | 26

#5860574 - Monday 17 February 2014 6:27

She's shown her true colours....that's quite calculated, plotting to hurt and embarrass someone like that.
I do hope you're ok! But next time, choose a nicer girl to be your Valentine - and one that's unattached!

cryssycakesx3 | 22

#5860636 - Monday 17 February 2014 7:00

it's very annoying when girls have to play these games and toy around with a guy that they know likes them.
what's wrong with saying "sorry 'Johnny' I'm seeing someone"?
treating another human being like this, for your own amusement is sick, not cute nor funny.
broads these days are so disgusting, they make me ashamed they're included in my own gender.
these vapid little girls are the same ones that whine about wanting a honest, decent guy.
well news flash funny! guys are the way they are because of childish, insipid, little cunts like her.

cryssycakesx3 | 22

#5860649 - Monday 17 February 2014 7:03

I'm sorry OP. I doubt you, or anyone really, deserved such a cruel prank. sometimes when we have a crush on someone we fail to see that person's true character. you'll find someone much better, as they don't get much worse.

RedPillSucks | 31

#5860896 - Monday 17 February 2014 15:41

or the boyfriend could have intercepted the flowers and sent a message to OP pretending to be the girl.

cryssycakesx3 | 22

#5861493 - Tuesday 18 February 2014 7:33

then change my she's and hers to he's, him's, and his

By bunnylove483 | 17

#5860577 - Monday 17 February 2014 6:29

If she's your dream girl, you probably already knew she had a boyfriend. You shouldn't be sending flowers to a girl with a boyfriend

ShakeDisPlace | 10

#5860613 - Monday 17 February 2014 6:44

^^ I agree with Carrot Top.

Sinsation | 7

#5860621 - Monday 17 February 2014 6:50

You shouldn't assume that OP is some creepy stalker who knows everything about his "dream girl". He could be one of those people who observe and admire from afar.

kumarina | 35

#5860633 - Monday 17 February 2014 6:58

I have to agree with carrot, she was his dream girl, you always try to found out things about them, and if he had the guts to send her flower he wasn't just watching from the distance

Sinsation | 7

#5860686 - Monday 17 February 2014 7:29

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

kumarina | 35

#5860713 - Monday 17 February 2014 7:47

Your uncle's first date, he knew her, by what you say it doesn't apply to OP because he didn't knew her enough to know she had a bf, he still should look for some info before he sent flowers

amayasoma | 19

#5860809 - Monday 17 February 2014 11:22

Or maybe the girl lied or hid the fact she had a boyfriend just to play mind games.

Danne696 | 14

#5860832 - Monday 17 February 2014 13:21

It could just be a women in the office, you know, someone that's just around all the time but you've perhaps never had longer than 10 minutes conversations over coffee.

aerith105 | 14

#7768128 - Tuesday 12 February 2019 16:57

to be fair SHE asked HIM on a date
so if she was dating someone, it isn't just OP's fault, it's hers. she should not have asked him out and instead told him "thank you for these lovely flowers but I have a boyfriend." sometimes people don't just display their relationship all over the place. and so he might not have known she was seeing someone.